Oh

Well imagine

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear

What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding! says a bridesmaid to a waiter

And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore

I'd chime in with a

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of...

Well in fact

Well I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast

So, pour the champagne

Oh! Well in fact

Well I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast

So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I'd chime in with a

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality again

I'd chime in

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I'd chime in

Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality again