the arcade section

By Robustom

On Bowling in Purgatory

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Gary? Are you here for, um... for couple's bowling?

Yeah

Well, uh... don't you think you and I should, uh, discuss something first?

Like what, how your 47 average is killing us?

Okay, haha, great... no, Gary, this is couple's bowling, and uh, since you and I are no longer a couple because you have chosen not to participate constructively in our relationship, we're now singles. So, there's no room for... for two singles on our team. Why do you look confused?

I don't have any idea what's happening, I've come to play on the team

Look, Yuri, I- I just don't think it's a good idea for you and I to be around each other any more than we have to right now

I completely agree, maybe you should go play some pinball

Alright, it's no big deal, Will, let's just get back to bowling

Yeah, fine, yeah, let's get back to bowling

Alright!