{Verse]

Big Bongo, no condo

Pitstop, head honcho

Spendin bags like there's no tomorrow

Still treat em like they only borrowed

Dick short, size of Kevin Hart

Nut quick, like a squirrel, art

Hunnid dollars, Air Forces

Fuck a Jag, bitch I ride horses

Not a carriage, but I meant Porsches

Not in class, but I got courses

School of hardknock I had to make choices

Always wear rubber can't knock a bitch up

Pussy good till I get stuck

Mouth good while I get sucked

Till her teeth gone touch my nuts

Beat a nigga ass, said by LaMelo

Pour my cup till it look like Donatello

Bitch look like a ninja turtle

Cover her face, but she still gone squirtle

Then her daughter came in the room

Had to jump the window like I ran a hurdle

Fucked so many bitches that I got bored

Maybe men is what I like more

So I started to fuck guys

Got my ass ate while I ate fries

Got the hole on the second try

And im not talkin bout golf (nah)

Bitch im talkin bout dicks (what?)

That dick Im gone lick (nigga...)

Only time I ever feel alive is when I taste (dick!)

Big ups down to my superior

Song gone blow, cause mass hysteria

I don't know how to end this song

Already went on for way too long

So lil nigga go suck a schlong

And share this while I hit this bong (bye)