[Verse 1]
Let me tell you something about this post college life
40 grand in debt man, I should have thought twice
Cause I'm scrambling for cheese like mice
Taking out a loan is a gamble mothafucka roll the dice
But life, couldn't be sweeter, could have got a misdemeanor
They say the grass is greener
I don't mind dealing with my problems, but financially I wish there was a better way to solve them
Put them in my mouth and dissolve them, pop rocks
Life ain't fun and games, hop scotch
Should have made sure my grades were top notch
Fuck that! I'd rather go out and party
Get girls naked and slug bottles of Bacardi
I hardly smoke that Bob Marley, snort that Al Pacino
Gamble in casinos
I make cappuccinos
They say that I'm lucky, it's funny, I'm loving it
Feels like this corrupt government just fucked me
[Hook]
I should have did more drugs, should have fucked more sluts
Cause man it feels good when you bust a nut
Going out on school nights just to be cool right?
Now I'm in debt, and Robbydrew's tight
I should have popped some E, should have tried some speed
I should have skipped school and smoked some weed
I should have flirted in class and planted some seeds
Cause now these loans got me in the motherucking weeds
I should have just failed school
I should have just failed school
I should have just failed school, yeah
I should have just failed school
[Verse 2]
I remember when I transferred
Being home had me sick like cancer
Going away was the answer
Always wanted to be the cool cat, panther
Exotic dancers pulling off my damn shirt
First week out was offered a line of coke
Rejected that man ain't I a dope?
I hope one day I get to relive those moments
But those loans are on my back like rodents
They say my rhymes are potent
I'm sipping on this potion, overdosing
Feeling wavy like the ocean, now I'm coasting
I hear this kids boasting about a job they must be smoking
Unless they received a token, my job search is broken
Hopefully something opens like an envelope and stop poking these secretaries it's my cock they should be stroking
Speaking of secretaries, they say internships are necessary
If your families rich hereditary
I'd rather be writing rhymes, fucking dimes, Holly Berry
I said I'd rather be writing rhymes, fucking dimes, Holly Berry