[Verse 1]

I met her at an aftershow party

I said have we met before?

She said hardly

She had a curry stain

That was down her cardie

But her teeth were clean

So I said smartly

[Chorus]

I'm falling in love again

I'm so in lust with you

Pillow over head again

I'll suffocate with you

If you ask me to

[Verse 2]

She was educated at this school called RADA

She was made to go by her mother

And financed by her father

She said Room 211 and I said (laugh) rather

I got her name wrong once or twice

I said I'll call ya Carol, yeah?

She said that would be nice

[Chorus]

I'm falling in love again

I'm so in lust with you

My Pillow over head again

I'll suffocate with you

If you ask me to

[Verse 3]

So I strolls of to the reception

And I ask for me room key

The Maitre'D - Hello

He seemed pleased to meet me

I went to the lift and pressed button two

But very discreetly

The doors close and she went for my briefs

[Chorus]

See me

Falling in bed again

I'm so in lust with you

Pillow over head again

I'll suffocate in you

If you ask me to

Oh to

[Outro]

But in the throws of passion

It hit me right between the head

I looked down at her

She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth

And I said

I think I'm in love with ya

I want ya kids an' getting married to ya

And she said

Chill out

Rome wasn't built in a day

And I said I wasn't on that job