[Skit]

My name is Robert

It's, uh, 6:42am on Saturday, May 23rd

Approximately 7 hours ago, something attacked the city

I don’t know what it is, uh

If you found this tape, f you're watching this right now

Then you probably know more about it then I do

Whatever it is, it killed my brother, uh, my best friend

And many many others