ABC - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Rob Weezus]

Relationships are hard like math when you're stoned

But believe me it's far better than being alone

Let's try describing the perfect woman for me

Ladies hit me up if you're like "that describes me!"

I want more than just pussy to grind on

Hell even someone I can fuck with the lights on

Hell even someone just to fuck me'd be nice

Just as long as afterwards I don't have to pay a price

No prostitutes, don't want me a whore

That don't mean I want a fuckin virgin who's pure

I just want a girl with a stable sexuality

Man, why can't it just be as easy like

ABC, (Woo)

123, (Come on)

Do-re-mi, ABC

123, you and me (Easy like)

ABC, (Easy like)

123, (Easy like)

Do-re-mi, ABC

123, (Why can't it be)

You and me

Yo I want a girl who's nice and honest

Who won't run around and can keep a promise

If you got a problem, you can say it to me

Not the shady ex-boyfriend who you'll fuck before you leave

Appreciate the essence of what music is

Jam out to Jay-Zed and get down with the sickness

Ask what you like, the answer better not be:

"Oh, I like everything but country."

I'm pretty weird, you should be weird too

Watching shows on Netflix, we be sleeping in till two

Every two weeks we can make a house of pillows, right?

Yeah you know, me and my girl, we'd call that shit a fortnight

Short hair, nerdiness

Prefer if you're skinny but don't really give a shit

I wanna go "Damn" when I look at those hips

And when it comes to where to eat you actually pick

That's is the shit that I wanna see because

That is the shit that's best for me and

That's easy how love can be