[Verse 1]

Ayo

I bump Bauhaus and Deerhoof from a bounce house by a Sears Pool

Got an earful from my grandma about dish spots on her weird spoons

Heirlooms in my crawlspace, I'm the square root of a dog's face

Smoke taste like ice cream and my wifey is that wall safe

It's a long way to the big top full of Broadways and Hitchcocks

Where the mistrust gets discussed over pigs blood and slipknot

Inbox is all dingbats talking missed primes and weird chats

Sinbad plays all night and my jaws ache from that rib rack

Big facts on a small Earth where you swim laps in that soft-serve

And the carvel is a hard sell to a barbell in a golf shirt

Got a Mossberg, got a shell toe

If my shoes off, then it's hеll no

Let my team know if therе's meatloaf then my sleeve go to my elbows

Since the bell tolls are all filled up, by the felt throne when that bill come

Don't be shell shocked if the bells rock down at Belmont by them milk jugs

Still cuss like a first mate at a dive bar on his birthday

When the word's out that I burned down all the timecards in my workplace

[Chorus]

I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think

I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink

I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood

And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good

I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think

I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink

I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood

And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good

[Verse 2]

I put time cop on the incense at the Walmart near the airbeds

When the blue fence had to break raw to get waved off like a fair catch

Stair steps are my barstools, barstools are my nightstands

Bear pelts and my bare clothes, and my fence post is a bike ramp

Might land in a back lot, in a cape cod to the ragtop

Using hubcaps as a snare drum and prayer rug as my backdrop

Hit upload to my cloud page, get a hired girl to say "Wow babe"

This is too great and in two days I'll be the new king of clown week

Downgrade to a pole dance by a loud ape from my snowman

And he might need some help with it because pipe sweet but he got no hands

Coke cans for his earplugs, slow drag between beer chugs

Sleep mask over small blinds, I got all kinds of that weird stuff

Here comes the bad news, there is no way out of this bathroom

Unless you saw through your own leg and clean up [?] with a vacuum

Haven't slow danced since damn young

I have no chance with my camp crush

'cause instead of fuck we fussed about who that other guy in Wham! was

[Chorus]

I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think

I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink

I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood

And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good

I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think

I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink

I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood

And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good