[Verse 1]

You're all gonna die

The world's gonna end

You'll be pleading for mercy

You'll be bleeding and burning up

[Verse 2]

You're all gonna die

And your grandma will die in her bed

Everything living

Will cease to be living instead!

[Chorus]

But first it's a musical

It's astronomical

We've all been practicing

We're so prepared (Sorry!)

You're in for a musical

For it just began!

It's like armageddon

Had a child by the music man

[Verse 3]

Your wife and your kids

They're not feeling well

Because they're melted in puddles

On the ground

Burnt bits of baby strewn around

[Verse 4]

The world's gonna end

Definitely you will die!

Watch as your life

Flashes before your eyes

[Bridge]

We'll still be singing and dancing

And having a ball

We've got drama and tension

And asteroids

Emotion, adventure

We've got it all!

And you can watch it every single night

[Chorus]

Because it's a musical

On your computer screen!

Time to begin

Let's cut to the titular scene…

[Outro]

…Mr. President, there’s an asteroid

Headed directly for the earth!