[Intro]

'Pollo! 'Pollo! 'Pollo!

This is real hiphop

[Verse 1]

I ain't fucked in seven months

I busted in eleven strokes

I got shordy doubled over like I said a joke

Lot of my funny bits

Really have led to throat

And I ain't gone lie

I need head to cope

I been into goth girls

Soon as I could text girls

Sixth grade depressed

Fantasizing 'bout the hex girls

Off of Scooby Doo

Baby what that booty do

Please get off me girl

I'm tryna watch the movie too

A24, call me by your name

Know I'm neurodivergent

The way I'm givin' brain

OCD, my head is literally insane

Real rap, no cap n****

Aw fuck

N****s washed up

Broke, lame, and they dim

You're Hunter Schaefer

You're no longer him

(She!)

My shordy is perfect

A gem

It's only one person

When I pull up with them

Yea

Quit replyin' to my stories

With the tongue emoji

I don't miss your pussy girl

I miss the gun emoji

Someone tell the IRS

I got no money on me

They looked in my Cashapp

And now they hunting for me

Big bread, don't fuck with it

She call me by my government

Knew I was in trouble

Her booty on Lebron

I'm tryna ball in the bubble

Cream over squirt

I hate cleaning up puddles

[Interlude]

That black man is remarkable

These n****s don't know I can really rap for real n****

Wait, turn me up

[Chorus]

She gon' bounce on my ounce like Wubbzy

She gon' ride on my eye like Wubbzy

She gon' jump on my pump like Wubbzy

She gon' [?] like Wubbzy

[Verse 2]

My vegan piece pissed

'cause I got all this meat on me

I'm a whopper

I'm better when there's cheese on me

T-girl bad, tryna put the d on me

Shittin' on 'em so much

That I gotta keep Febreze on me

Yea, I just [?]

Her pussy so trash that I gave it back

You can take the cat

I ain't made for that

Little shordy hemorrhoids

Such a pain in the ass

Ew!

[Interlude]

This is real hiphop

This is not appropriate for all ages

That's NSFW!

I did not, uh

I did not mean to decimate Wubbzy's name like this

I'm really sorry about that

[Chorus]

She gon' bounce on my ounce like Wubbzy

She gon' ride on my eye like Wubbzy

She gon' jump on my pump like Wubbzy

She gon' [?] like Wubbzy

[Outro]

Like Wubbzy

Wow!

Like Wubbzy

Like Wubbzy

Wow!

Like Wubbzy

She gon' jump on my pump like Wubbzy

Wow!

Like Wubbzy

That's NSFW!