[Skit:Riley & Huey]

[Riley]

Well, I don't see what the big deal is with hoes anyway

[Huey]

Riley, all women are not hoes

We're talking 20.. 25% tops

[Riley]

Okay, but if they not all hoes then

Why I gotta pay to take them out to eat then?

I mean, I'm paying

That's payment

[Huey]

Uh, I don't know

Cause that's just what you do

You meet a girl

You take her out to dinner

But you're not paying the girl

You're paying the restaurant

[Riley]

But I'm paying

Which makes her a hoe

Why don't I just give her the money I was gon spend on dinner

And that hoe can go grocery shopping