With all your bullshit talk of peace

Love the animal rights, and humanity

We'll save the whales, dolphins, owls

Excuse me, how about you and me?

You've got your head so far up in your ass

Of course you cannot see

Well, that your preachin' and your actions are all so contradictory

H.P.C

H.P.C

H.P.C

H.P.C

Slogan after slogan, thirteen's one more than twelve steps

When you're cryin' in you're coffee, you're still cryin' none the less

H.P.C

H.P.C

Stop the smut, pot is evil, all you do is rag

Tomorrow's headlines:

"Local Hero Caught In a Peepshow Dressed In Drag"

Dressed in drag!

"Meat Is Murder" written big across your leather jacket

A boycott oil companies bumper sticker on your rabbit

Well it's anarchy, fuck the cops

Of course, how else, through peace

But when the looters come to kick your ass I bet you cry "Police!"

H.P.C

H.P.C

H.P.C

H.P.C

Never plastic, always paper, correct is how we think

We send the gays to fight for Uncle Sam

We'll dress them all in pink

H.P.C

H.P.C

In one ear right out the other for what you say

I have no respect

Why? Because your Hippy critically Politically Correct

Uh, What do you mean all you've eaten in the last 4 years is bee pollen?

Yeah, I told you, dude. I'm a veggan. All they eat is bee pollen

You know how hard those bees have to work for a little bit of pollen?

No, dude. It's, it's good for you

You can't be a true vegan if you eat bee pollen!