It's 8 O'clock and you're still in bed

The aspirin won't stop that pounding in your head

Your stomach's doing backflips and your mouth is dry

You don't feel strong enough to open your eyes

Never touch another drop!

'Cause you can't admit that you can't stop

Get up! you're late for work

Your wife is getting fed up she says: "You're acting like a jerk!"

You're feeling like a glob of slime fermenting in the sewer

"5 more minutes" you can't be late again

OK, now you slithered from your cave

Feel your way

Shit, shower and shave

The seat is cold as ice

The shower hot as piss

The bloody tissue on your face

Might as well be on your wrists