[Verse 1]

I met her in a club down in North Soho

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola

C-O-L-A, cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

Asked her her name and in a dark brown voice, she said, "Lola"

L-O-L-A, Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

[Chorus]

I'm not the world's most physical guy

But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine

You know my Lola, Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand

Why she walks like a woman but she talks like a man

You know my Lola, Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

[Post-Chorus]

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night

Under electric candlelight

She picked me up, sat me on her knee

Said to me, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"

[Chorus]

I'm not the world's most passionate guy

But when I looked in her eyes

I almost fell for my Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

[Bridge]

I pushed her away

I ran for the door

I fell to the floor

I got down on my knees

I looked at her and she at me

[Verse 2]

That's the way that I want it to stay

And I always want it to be that way for my Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Girls will be boys will be boys will be girls

It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world

Except my Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

[Chorus]

Well, I left home just a week before

I never ever kissed a woman before

But Lola smiled, took me by the hand

Said to me, "Boy, I'll make you a man"

I'm not the world's most masculine man

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man

And so is Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

[Outro]

Oh, Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola