[Verse 1]

It's New Year's Eve, I'm in Glendora

I'm the only living person in Glendora

Headin' east on the freeway

I left my prom dress on the bus stop in Duarte

I switch the roles, you take advantage

You know I always like to play the victim

And would you fuck me? 'Cause I'd fuck me

Am I your wet nap? Freestyle walkin'

[Chorus]

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

[Verse 2]

I'm on my way, I want to see you

You're in your bedroom with some dancers underneath you

I come inside, I hear the door slam

You tell me if I really loved you, I'd get with them

They make me sick, you make me sicker

But I want to please you, so I go and I get with her

I close my eyes, I think about me

I'm just your wet nap, freestyle walkin'

[Chorus]

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain (I cry)

Come back for more, do it again (Do it again)

[Bridge]

I should find someone better for me

But Mom says we're born this way

Every time I come over to your house

You just shit on my face

And you know it, you know it, you know

You know it really freaks me out

[Verse 3]

I drove for hours on bad directions

I arrive, there's something you forgot to mention

An afterthought, straight to the tabby

"Sorry, angel, went to Reno, happy, happy"

It ate the rest– "Why do you, Jenny?"

I'm in a booth, it's almost twelve, your favorite Denny's

Another year, I need a Sunday

I'm just your side bet, freestyle walkin'

[Chorus]

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

I cry, cry, cry, then I complain

Come back for more, do it again

(I cry, I cry, I cry, I cry)

[Outro (Spoken)]

Thank you very much!