[Verse 1]

If I was a race car driver, well, I'd be right behind her

I'd be doin' 90 in a 55 tryna change her mind

And if I was an airplane pilot, I wouldn't need 35 thousand

I'd be drawin' "I'm sorry" in the blue sky over I-65

[Chorus]

But if I was a bettin' man

I'd say she's half way to Birmingham

On the phone with her mom and them

Cussin' me to hell and back again

I bet she's got her radio on

Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on

I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again

If I was a bettin' man

[Verse 2]

If I was a radio DJ, well I know the songs that I'd play

They'd be about comin' home and makin' up and fallin' back in love

[Chorus]

But if I was a bettin' man

I'd say she's half way to Birmingham

On the phone with her mom and them

Cussin' me to hell and back again

I bet she's got her radio on

Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on

I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again

If I was a bettin' man

If I was a bettin' man

[Bridge]

If I was a bettin' man

And I wouldn't have folded that winnin' hand

I wouldn't be sittin' here, drinkin' beer

And waitin' on a second chance

[Chorus]

If I was a bettin' man

I'd say she's half way to Birmingham

On the phone with her mom and them

And cussin' me to hell and back again

I bet she's got her radio on

Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on

I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again

If I was a bettin' man

I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again

If I was a bettin' man

Bettin' man