Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three

Because I fell and hurt my knee

I've been taken them a fuckin' week

Since then I've taken many leaks

Inside my stomach I feel a lump

I want to take a shit from my rump

I lie here and I'm constipated

Last time I shit is now outdated

Here I sit broken hearted

I tried to shit but I only farted

I miss the fuckin' burning sensation

But all I feel is constipation

I need to take some fuckin' Ex-Lax

Or become incontinent so my bowels relax

My fuckin' shit is hard as wood

I'd try to shit if I knew I could