For the first time, I went to the Burrow

When they rescued me with their flying car

And Mr Weasley, he held his hand out to greet me

And he said, ‘Harry, I heard you live with Muggles

‘‘Cause I collect plugs and I love that Muggle stuff

I can’t figure out how aeroplanes stay up

So, Harry, can you tell me

What’s the function of a rubber …’

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

In my fifth year, we went to St Mungo’s

When I rescued him from Voldemort’s snake

And he tried to use some old Muggle stitches

But it turned out to be a big mistake

‘Cause he collects plugs and he loves that Muggle stuff

He can’t figure out how aeroplanes stay up

‘So, Harry, can you tell me

What’s the function of a rubber …’

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

Rubber ducks make such a good companion

They’re friendly little yellow duck-shaped fun

There is only one function

‘Cause rubber ducks are really freakin’ awesome (awesome)

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks

Ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks, ba ba ba da ba ba rubber ducks