[Verse 1]

Rita Skeeter:

Hey Voldemort

How are you doing?

Why don’t you talk to me?

How is all that world domination?

I heard you’re having trouble recently

Voldemort/Tom Riddle:

The kids these days

Think they’re so clever

They’re always in your way

They stand up for what they believe in

Well that’s just not how children should behave

[Chorus]

So are the rumours true?

Is he out there?

Harry is the one who will defeat you

The Daily Prophet’s new

Exclusive interview

With the Dark Lord

You-Know-Who

[Verse 2]

Rita Skeeter:

The Ministry has been corrupted

They say that Scrimgeour’s dead

They’re rounding up the Muggle-borns

And saying that Magic is Might instead

So what went on at Godric’s Hollow?

It’s such a mystery

If you could please give us a story

A personal autobiography

[Chorus]

So are the rumours true?

Is he out there?

Harry is the one who will defeat you

The Daily Prophet’s new

Exclusive interview

With the Dark Lord

You-Know-Who

[Bridge]

Read all about it

It’s the story you’ve all been waiting for it

Read all about it

From his perspective

Everything you want to know and more

[Chorus]

So are the rumours true?

Is he out there?

Harry is the one who will defeat you

The Daily Prophet’s new

Exclusive interview

With the Dark Lord

You-Know-Who