Hogwarts: A Pudding

By RiddleTM

Released on December 26, 2011

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Woke up today on a snowy morning

With presents at the foot of my bed

And I remember last year

There was a pudding the size of my head

So I got up and put on my dressing gown

And picked up the first present I spied

Tore open the wrapping with the Snitches and broomsticks

There was a Weasley jumper inside

‘Wake up, it’s Christmas!’

I said to Ron, who was snoring

‘And if we don’t hurry

The pudding will be gone

The pudding will be gone!’

So we went down togethеr into the Great Hall

With Christmas trees towering high

And I pickеd up my fork and I picked up my knife

And I picked up the pudding and pie

And Hermione said, ‘Harry I can’t believe that

You’re having the pudding for breakfast!’

And I said, ‘Hermione, give your muesli to Filch

There’s no need to worry; it’s Christmas

There’s no need to worry; it’s Christmas!’

‘Wake up, it’s Christmas!’

I said to Ron, who was snoring

‘And if we don’t hurry

The pudding will be gone

The pudding will be gone!’

Voldemort can’t stop us now

It’s Christmas

And doesn’t Malfoy look stupid in a paper hat?

‘Wake up, it’s Christmas!’

I said to Ron, who was snoring

‘And if we don’t hurry

The pudding will be gone

The pudding will be gone

The pudding will be gone!’