[Verse 1]

I be drunk, burrowed in my bunker watching Hunter X Hunter

Give my tiny bitch cuddles, she ain't funkin' with the thunder

If that doggy run away I'll just adopt another pupper

But I pray SPCA ain't ever dialin' my number

Cutting up the cookies with some moustache scissors

So much hair on every bud they look like weasels in the winter

Inner tube stay strapped up on my waist when I'm in Bodie

I'm like "Sorry, I misheard you guys, I thought we're going boating"

Bitch I smoke on strong while I'm slurping on stronger

Asorbic acid in my bongwater

Catch me on a private flight to Paraguay along with your daughter

Oh that's not her? Oh, my bad, her pussy blonde like your daughter's is

I'm tryna have a dozen wives and a lotta kids

And buy them each a dozen wives, on some baller shit

And if I have a straight daughter or gay son

They'll get as many husbands as they want-but I won't pay f'r'um

[Verse 2]

I be rollin' keef in the leaf of a Eucalyptus tree

Up on Albany hill where my stash of swishers be

My bitch nico nico niii while I spliff my nicotine

Tiny bitch look like Umaru cuz I date annoying weebs

And she say that I neglect her, why do I avoid her needs?

Bitch your brain is just the package on a pussy toy to me

Bitch get in my bed with quickness don't be actin' coy to me

I'mma eat that pussy like a ration of some soylent green

With a lot of homemade hoisin sauce, ya boy is such a boss

Riding something green and purple that's the poison-colored drop

I put poison in my dub sacks so you shouldn't puff my pot

I got poison in my ballsack tell yo bitch to suck my cock

Ayo I heard she want my rocks-the bitch can get a kidney stone

Put it on a necklace tell her isn't that a pretty stone?

I'm gettin pretty stoned but so is my whole city though

So they get it when I have a performance but forget to go