[Part I]

[Verse 1]

I was on YouTube and this is what they reccomend

I saw the Sam Harrises, I saw the Richard Dawkins

And it just made no sense

This was when I became a hater

Rolling blunts out of Bible paper

But then I seen there was a plan

And I was too fat to understand, I was tired of causing division

And all my chins they were blockin' my vision

Without You, all I did was cope

And without education, there's no importance

Without God, there's no hope

And without hope, all that's left is indulgence

[Chorus]

I was that eighth-grade atheist

Yeah, I was so bad

Making everyone else pay for it

Yeah I was so sad

I was that eighth-grade atheist

Yeah I was so mad

Making everyone else pay for it

Yeah I was so sad

And I'm sorry

That I was so rude

And I can't believe

You forgave me dude

[Bridge]

La, la, la, da, da, la

Now I lay me down to sleep, pray the :ord my soul to keep

If I die before I wake, pray the Lord my soul will take

Now I lay me down to sleep, pray the Lord my soul to keep

If I die before I wake, pray the Lord my soul will take

[Chorus]

I was that eighth-grade atheist, yeah I was so bad

Making everyone else pay for it, yeah I was so sad

I was that eighth-grade atheist, yeah I was so mad

Making everyone else pay for it, yeah I was so sad (I'm so sorry, sorry)

Eighth-grade atheist, yeah I was so bad (I was like no, no, no, no)

Everyone else pay for it (I was like no, no, no, no)

[Post-Chorus]

8th grade atheist ('Cause I'm so sorry, sorry)

Everyone else pay for it (I'm sorry, sorry)

I'm sorry that I was so rude

And I can't believe (Can't believe it)

You forgave me dude

[Part II]

[Interlude]

Alright Ricky, let's take 'em to church, let's take 'em to church, Ricky, let's go

[Verse 1]

I was in tenth grade, and I sat at my desk

The teacher said we had a new project

I said "Okay, what the project about?"

She said "Anything you want it be about"

So I remember, I was reading this new book

And the information, man it had me shook

But the information, it'd be hard to share

But in Arkansas they don't wanna hear

The town's population was a thousand

They never heard no shit like this before

She called on my name but I was real nervous

I knew I would leave the town hurtin'

But bitch I say what I want, I'm a Mack

I walked up I said "Jesus was Black"

She said, "What made you say that?"

I said, "Bitch, somebody had to make crack"

I sell that dope in the projects, I treat my bitch like a object

Me and Jesus man, we just caught a body

Me and Jesus man, we just popped a molly

Me and Jesus man, we pop a G6

Me and Jesus man, we don't give a shit

He's always there when I'm at my lowest

And you hoes weren't there at all

I swear to God, I don't give a fuck about ya'll

Me and Jesus, man, we gon' ball

[Verse 2]

Hit the block, bitch, hit the shot call

Jesus told me no man above another man, bitch

So me and Jesus every time we see 12, we shoot at police

Me and Jesus, yeah, we shoot at police

Me and Jesus, yeah, we shoot at police

All the police, they might as well turn gay

'Cause bitch, they're going to Hell anyway

I was 'bout to get sucked up by this fat bitch, she a eater

But Jesus, he pulled up and he hit a buzzer-beater

Her mom called so she had to leave

Thank God, the bitch had to leave

I would've been scarred by the hoe

But sometimes it's just hard to say no

I swear, He give me my strength

I swear to God, He hit my wrench

I swear to God, this gun got 400 rounds

I swear to God, he bench 400 pounds

He followed me to every single town

He's always there when you not around

The atheists aren't by my side

They can only afford the Greyhound

He give me joy, even when I don't have a bitch

The atheists, they say He don't exist

But I tell them bitches, "Rest in piss"