[Skit: RickToons as Spade and Tree & TAFFYMARZI as Bucket]

Now, can I ask why we are walking into an unprotected area of this forest?

Well, you see Bucket, there are things I want to do before I eventually die

Oh, now that's a dream

And just because I was born to dig doesn't mean I don't have other passions

What's that on your head?

A lumberjack hat

*laughs* Lumberjacking, seriously? You're cutting trees

Why, yes

Spade, you idiot! Do you even have a permit?!

Ah, you too with the permit thing?! Seriously, why do I need a permit to do anything fun?

Spade, you don't even know what you're doing, you could hurt someone

Hey, look. I know how to cut a tree, No-Arms, it's like swinging a bat

*chop*

AH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT AXE! JUST CUT ME! AAH!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU JUST CUT INTO SOMEONE'S BODY!!

Oh, I'm sorry. What is this lump of stump doing in an unprotected area?

These stakes are too high, man. You can't afford anything around here! Oh man, I should've taken the Treesurance™!

Oh no, what are we gonna do?

*multiple chops over screaming until the sound of a tree falls down*

This. Never. Happened

[Outro: RickToons as Another Tree]

This album is sponsered by Treesurance™, the one and only tree insurance. If you're a tree like me lurking around in an unprotected area, who knows when you'll get cut. *chop* AAAAAAA-