The Kid With the Replaceable Head

[Verse 1]

Well, too young to drink and too smart to think

Attaches on his head with the missing link

He's skinny as a snake and fast as a mink

But he ain't for sale unless you add the kitchen sink

Well look out, here he comes again

(Look out!) They say he's dead, he's my three best friends

(Look out!) He's so honest that the dishonest dread

Meeting the kid with the replaceable head

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

When you live on a planet the size of a town

You can't get your kicks by getting around

Yeah, fun's hard to find on such familiar ground

So you invent it: the mental, it's better than found

Well look out, here he comes again

(Look out!) They say he's dead, he's my three best friends

(Look out!) He's so honest that the dishonest dread

Meeting the kid with the replaceable head

Yow!

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum

He used to beat himself up 'til he was sick and confused

Dead tired and throbbing, half crazy and bruised

'Til he'd be too worn out to keep being himself

Now he can pick 'em at will from the heads on his shelf

Well look out, here he comes again

(Look out!) They say he's dead, he's my three best friends

(Look out!) He's so honest that the dishonest dread

Meeting the kid with the replaceable head