Dave Bidini & Dave Clark

(One, two. One, two, three, four...)

Well, all day long we beat on a drum

We get our sound out of chewing bubble gum

Well, they give us headlines when all we tell are jokes

We got word they aren't very funny

Suck in your cheeks, smile and wave

We are the People's Republic of Dave

We don't mess with things that are loaded or caged

We watch TV with a God-given rage

We don't finish until we turn the page

I'm damn mad at you, your name is Preston Manning, so take this

Thunder and lightning made us the same

You'd be surprised, but the answer is plain

Watch humans, some do, mount up and go far

But here and others just strum their guitars

Now, don't be offended if we stay all night and play

It's not that we're not grateful for your hospitality

But there's too many devils in this town who stop and cheer

We ward them off with music and beer