VERSE:

Right heres the notes that leave faggots in comatose

Glorifying horrors of excess and overdose

But for the most part its my ass thats blowing smoke

Choking on a sandwich with ranch and artichoke

Its not a joke, but i still find the hilarity

Shout out to the dead beat that i never needed anyways

Eyes can't focus, choking out, i need some clarity

Never gave a care when i was recommended therapy

Fuck it, I'm still the shit either way

BBC tees, rocking dbz days

Submissively on a constant mission to get laid

So wrapped up in my actions that the bills aren't even paid

Bumping the Hell Hath thumping the ugly bass

Smothering food in butter then stuffing my hungry face

Stumble for my cheap fossil wallet that i seem to have misplaced

Eyes still blurry from that flirty girls mace

HOOK:

Grab the keys cause im feeling kinda tipsy

Fuck that, the coppers always miss me

Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll

Said can you wait a minute gurll

Hey babe you know its getting kinda late

Think im gunna stay home and just masturbate

Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll

Said can you wait a minute gurll

Don't be afraid, you know its just a pill

Theres no denying that your a whore for cheap thrills

Buh but can you wait a minute gurlll

Said can you wait a minute gurll

Tilt your head back put your sunglasses on

Sit down and relax, the high is coming on and

Can you wait a minute gurll

Said can you wait a minute gurll

VERSE 2:

I'm not an okama, but i fuck with toriyama

Gallick gun blast outwitted by kamehameha

Plotted out the plan now execute without drama

Haunted in my cause by a crowd of loud kodama

I promise im nerd at its mother fucking finest

Nintendo 3ds crew neck sweater made by diamond

Red eyes black dragons, asian girl in nylons

Snorting tylenol off of vinyl for excitement

A steady masturbator, chronic women degrader

Slightly overrated, without getting a hater

Only rapping with the shallow hopes of getting paper

Keep it level 3 like Kennedy in baker

But ima

Misfit, dick wit, lipschitz, flip shit

Fuck this, my dick, your lips

Cumming at the crest of it, go ahead

Suck the rest of it

You might as well take all you've invested in

Directly arresting your development

Like batemen in the station handing himself in

Im selfish, and not embarrassed to admit it

I horde all you whores and you're not leaving till im finished

Sipping on clitoris until it itches

Snitching Bludger balls, watch them spillin like its quiditch

Fidget on the floor you fucking midget

Cus Am's harder then a pickup line that gets you digits

Biditch

HOOK