See im a master, a motherfucking con artist

With the heart of a monster while intellectually the smartest

New breed of species, infused pianos and guitar picks

Rolling round with bitches on shit stain carpets

I claim this shit is art, but its closer to a death note

Crooked yellow teeth thanks to mothers lack of dental

Plan, still dinging up the doors on the rental

Move a little slower girl, you know i like it gentle

Your shit is lentil, but i prefer a nice cheesesteak

I think my biggest issue is that im my parents worst mistake

Puffing dust perfume, but still spraying out the green tag

Don't bust without a condom do you know how long the sheets take

To wash, plus each load cost like three dollars

Where im from thats enough to get the shorties yelling hollar

Round them up like free range then force them into collars

Did i ever mention i graduated school with honours?

Its hard to tarnish an image that never existed

Unfortunate for me i think thats what i just did

Oh well, looks like there's no use in resisting

That ill always be a fucking nothing despite persistence

And hard work, is a grammy too much for me to ask

It probably is, but i still see it as an obtainable task

19 years with a dream and half a tank of gas

But im running shit in 6th, i wonder how long that'll last

Its been a blast, having the last laugh

And dashing through the ashes with a handful of cash

Which i managed to grab from the till of a lavish establishment

Ill blow it on accounts with brazzers and a couple apple tablets

Whore for consumption, and god damn proud of it

Skated for a while, but can't even pop a shuv it

Never done drug, just get high off banana splits

And little bits of codeine when my doctor allows it

HOOK x2:

Tick tock the clock is running out of time

Think i need some help before i fucking loose my mind

Pussy licking, booger picking, sticking to the dime

The night is almost over im just waiting for the chime