Deadly Lethal Ninja Assassin

[Intro]

So we're not going to bother trying

To do it properly, ok cool

God, I've got an attitude ain't I

I ain't fuckin' around

[Verse 1]

Soft little bodies, swollen by the sun

Waiting for the break, that he knows will never come

Four brittle limbs, weak from under-use

And a head full of words

Long green hair, funny looking dude

Big mouth on him and a wicked attitude

And at first impression, he must seem kind of rude

But he does his best, yeah?

[Pre-Chorus]

Anyway

[Chorus]

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I'm walking home beside you

Your hair is long and blonde

And your eyes are both bright blue

I want to be just like you

In all I do

[Verse 2]

Jimmy got drunk on his way to class

Swinging from the roof, showed everyone his ass

And if you ask him why, he shakes his head and laughs

"There was nothing for it"

Stacy got laid, boyfriend number one

Took him to her room and had a little fun

She's wearing out her voice telling everyone

And you can't ignore it

[Pre-Chorus]

Anyway

[Chorus]

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I want to be just like you

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

I'm walking home beside you

Your hair is long and blonde

And your eyes are both bright blue

I want to be just like you

[Post-Chorus]

Get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

A really cool tattoo

A really cool tattoo (Don't take it so hard)

A really cool tattoo (Don't take it so)

A really cool tattoo (Don't take it to heart)

A really cool tattoo (Don't take it)

[Bridge]

Don't take it so hard

It's only 'cause I like you

You are everything I wish I could be

And maybe if I'm like you

Baby would you like me?

You're dressed

Like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You're (You're dressed) dressed

Like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You're (You're dressed) dressed

Like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You're (You're dressed) dressed

Like a Victorian at a swimming pool

You're (You're dressed) dressed

Like a Victorian at a swimming pool (Like a deadly lethal ninja assassin)

All in black

Yes

Guitars are really

You

[Chorus]

(I want to be just like you, yeah)

(I want to be just like you, yeah) I want to be just like you, get myself a job and a really cool tattoo

(I want to be just like you, yeah) I made you Trent Reznor, spinning on his back with a motorised action

(I want to be just like you) You made me a red and black scarf, I wear it round my neck, but no motorised action

[Outro]

No motorised action

No motorised action (Motorised action)

No motorised action