Everyone I looked up to

Had a white mustache and top hat to match

I might laugh if I had a chance

Might laugh if I had a chance

Everyone I looked up to

Had a white mustache and top hat to match

I might laugh if I had a chance

Might laugh if I had a chance

They had a two-step-strut

They were a two-faced fraud

If it wasn't for them... oh god

It's just one of those days

It's just one of those days

This just came in

This just came in

It's hip to be square

Role models don't exist

No one told you, so it comes to this

Role models don't exist, role models don't exist

Role models don't exist

No one told you, so it comes to this

Role models don't exist, role models don't exist