[Intro: Lumas, Pixel]

You too can become a rapper

Yo, you already know

Lord Explosion Murder God on the fucking beat

Ay, Deku on the beat

Call me Dynamight, niggas said I couldn't slide on this hoe

Let's go, Fuck Hero

But I'm here with my man, Deku

Better slide on this shit

Yeah, what you know 'bout it? Finger flickin' a bit

Yeah, yeah

Uh, yeah, ay (Howitzer Impact)

[Verse 1: Pixel, Lumas]

In this bitch, and I'm with my boy, Deku

Niggas talkin' on my gang, finna deck you

Bitches thinking that I'm gay, BakuDeku

(What?) If you ain't got no fucking quirk, I don't respect you

Ay, people think that I'm a twink, that shit ain't funny

Fuckin' on this bad bitch and she a bunny (Ay)

Deku Playboy, say boy, and a gay boy

Playboy, bunny bouncin' crazy like a Gameboy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2: Pixel, Lumas]

Explosion Hero, so you know I make it blow

Deku said, "Calm down!" so you know I hit it slow

Bend it over, lil' baby, yeah imma hit it like a pro

Piensalo, spank that ass 'till it's red, like a rose (Full cowling!)

Number one hero, yeah, you know I'm the best

Got this Air Force, hit you in yo chest

Playing mind games, bitch, I'm playing chess

Fuck the quirk, I could beat your ass with zero percent

[Verse 3: Restlyss]

I'm Tenya Iida, yo bitch a 'eata

If you ain't fuckin' with my gang, then I don't Tenya-Need-Ya

Got your girl in my crib, she fartin' on this dick

That bitch a Tenya-Stink-a

[Verse 4: Restlyss]

Yo, it's Indian Deku

Kaachan, could you stop tickling me, bitch?

Why the fuck you keep tickling me? Stop it Kaachan

Stop it, Kaachan! Stop, stop!

Oh, hell nah

Yo, I think it's time for the League of Villains to jump on this beat, what do you think?

I think we should do it, Toga Himiko

Let's burn these niggas

Yo, where my Pocky at, bruh?

No, I don't want the chocolate Pocky! Give me the Shigaraki Pocky!

Oh, sorry, squire, here's your Shigaraki Pocky

Yeah, that's more like it

[Verse 5: Restlyss]

Fuck you laughing at, you wiggly penis looking motherfucker?

Fuck a quirk, bitch, let's run them hands

Y'all still out here counting dollars, bitch I'm counting bands

Izuku, can I catch up to you?

Fuck no! Bitch you can't cause you know I got that One For All in my fucking hand, bitch

[Outro: Restlyss]

Deku, do you still love me?

Yes Kaachan, you know I love you still

You're my baby boo, Kaachan's my little baby boo

What the Tenya? (What the Tenya?)

Makin' me blush, nerd!

Don't make me blush, idiot

Kaachan, can we smell each others farts?

Okay, Deku

What the Tenya?

I'm Tenya-disgusted