Spoiled Milk - Intellectual

Don't you hate it when you open the fridge and you see some spoiled milk?

But you take it out and think to yourself it would smell if it spilt?

Now I don't know what to do, I already poured my cereal

So I pop the cap, take a whiff

Damn that shit smells old!

This funny feeling inside of me

Not number one, but maybe two or three

That's coming from that spoiled milk (that spoiled milk)

This funny feeling inside of me

Not number one, but maybe two or three

That's coming from that spoiled milk

Sitting right in front of me

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hеy!

All I wanted was some cereal, just some goddamn cereal

So screw that, I'll take a seat in the goddamn stool

But I pour some in a bowl, 'cause what else am I gonna do?!

I grab a spoon, take a bite, I feel like I might puke

This funny feeling inside of me

Not number one, but maybe two or three

That's coming from that spoiled milk (that spoiled milk)

This funny feeling inside of me

Not number one, but maybe two or three

That's coming from that spoiled milk

Sitting right in front of me

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

That first story was about my friend named Bob

This next one is about some girl named Claire Todd

And one day driving around she was dying of thirst

She looked around in her car and grabbed what she saw first

She didn't think twice, she should've thought twice, she swallowed that shit whole

It first went in her mouth and would now come out her butthole (Ew, that's gross)

What she thought would quench her thirst was actually a big chunk

From some old spoiled milk fermenting in the trunk!

This funny feeling inside of me

Not number one, but maybe two or three

That's coming from that spoiled milk (that spoiled milk)

This funny feeling inside of me

Not number one, but maybe two or three

That's coming from that spoiled milk

Sitting right in front of me

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!