[Monologue]

Someone has stolen the jewels from the train’s safe!

The thief must still be on board!

Those are my jewels! How will we ever find them?

[Verse 1]

Have no fear, folks!

For I’m the best detective around

Better than Sherlock Holmes!

I’ll make sure the thief is found!

For no suspect is perfect

They would surely leave a clue!

I’ll find those clues, sniff them out

And solve this who-done-it mystery too!

[Monologue]

And how are you going to do that?

Let’s go down our list of possible suspects!

Starting with you!

[Verse 2]

The Conductor? I didn’t do it!

The Starlet gave her jewels to you!

The Banker? I didn’t do it!

Sittin’ next to the conductor’s booth!

The Starlet?! I didn’t do it!

The news would bring the press straight to you!

[Pre-Chorus]

Who could it be?

Whose identity?

[Chorus]

The culprit of this caper

Is no easy one to catch

For every time we find a clue

The facts don’t seem to match

If we put two and two together

Will we solve this mystery?

Or will the thief go down

As a legend in cold case history?

[Verse 3]

Conductor, I gave them to you!

No one else could open the safe!

I was punchin’ tickets down the car!

The banker was close when I was far!

I didn’t move, ask those around!

Explain the feathers on the ground!

Don’t point fingers, don’t blame me!

[Verse 4]

Why would I commit the crime?

Don’t forget those jewels are mine!

All these motives are unclear

Which clues can be counted here?

This mystery makes no sense!

We’re all in suspense!

[Pre-Chorus]

Who could it be?

Whose identity?

[Chorus]

The culprit of this caper

Is no easy one to catch

For every time we find a clue

The facts don’t seem to match

If we put two and two together

Will we solve this mystery?

Or will the thief go down

As a legend in cold case

[Bridge]

History belongs to those who make it

And those thieves who dare to take it

Considering all the evidence

And using my intelligence

Before I reveal who did the crime

I’ll ask you all one final time!

[Monologue]

You're the thief!

Don’t look at me!

But it was you!

Well, it wasn’t me…

No, it was not!

You're guilty

You’re a fool! (Who could it be? Whose identity?)

Give them back already!

I didn’t take them!

Then who did? (Hehe, who could it be?)

Wait, where’s the detective?

[Chorus]

Why it's none other than me!

The culprit of this caper

Was not an easy one to catch

For every time we found a clue

The facts never seemed to match

You were all so caught up in the blame game

That you didn’t see! (We didn’t see!)

That I’m the detective thief going down

In history!

[Outro]

Hehe~!