[Intro]

Pepperoni!

(And it was all just a dream)

(baby, rap song)

[Verse 1]

I'm the confused necklace I keep getting restless

Eating 20 lbs of pasghetti for breakfast

Still showing up on your "10 Best Dressed" list

I told you my name is M.C. Defenseless

Duct tape wrapped around my feet

Held hostage before the big track meet

14 feet from 18th street

I know for a fact that you think i'm neat

[Verse 2]

Yo, you stick around like a fly on the wall

With surround sound you found that you hear it all

When it all comes through I hear you say subdued:

(I never thought money really mattered to you)

When all the kings horses and all the kings men

Took all the kings credit and they started to spend

It all on the worthlessness a tragedy went

(You're moving in with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air)

[Interlude]

(Ladies and gentlemen, the worst freestyle rapper ever!)

Um uh... give me a second

Uh... shoot!

Um uh... alright, here we go

[Verse 3]

Apples are green

And carrots are orange

And then they go and then you go

What...nothing... what rhymes with orange?

Oh geez, I really am bad

Just gimme, gimme a second...

(naw man, you're done!)

[Verse 4]

Who's that wearing those silly shoes?

(We are wearing those silly shoes!)

Well I really hate those silly shoes

(Well we really like those silly shoes)

Please stop wearing those silly shoes

(We won't stop wearing our silly shoes)

(They're just shoes, man!)

Well I've learned to respect your silly shoes

(The respect we'll use so that we won't lose)

Can I try on a pair of your silly shoes?

(Man, quit talking about those silly shoes!)

You say I'm boring, but I say hardly

(let's get together have a pizza party!)

PIZZA PARTY!

PEPPERONI!

[Outro]

(And it was all just a dream)...

Forever...

[Outro 2]

(Snakessss...)