Think I’m Alex Woodruff…disguised as a rapper

Straight off the farm, a Locust Grove tractor

So what these hoes after? …I say I don't know…

I can't be that attractive…Hmmm well maybe so

But I let them ladies go, and settle on down with the Hades flow

Cause my flow low where Hades go, I make the earth quake like Haiti's floor…

I'm broke as fuck and all my clothes dirty as Gucci Mane

And still I'm spitting like a lion with a gucci mane

But I’m in UGA! At least for today…

Just got a parking ticket...shit I can't even pay

She say I’m always late, I say you in my space (MySpace)!

I got like 12 bitches! …On my top 8!

I got like 12 dishes! …Come be my entrée!

Oh “Reign”'s a white name? Well bitch call me Deandre!

No call me Beyonce! No, call me Beyonce…

Cause I'm the new Jay (Jay-Z), not that letter before K

Porque, I turn that beef to Carne Esada

I got 'em looking at my throne, hola to ya father

But Mister Reign, who died and made you king?

I say the rap game, now get the fuck up out my lane

Lil nigga…

I think I'm insane, is that why y'all don't trust me?

Some think this shit's a game, some say I just got lucky

Some niggas used to punk me, yet now they say they love me

And I ain't looking down, but I see no one above me

That's word to Lil’ Weezy…everyone says “release him”

But he's a fucking criminal…he's there for a reason...

Prepare for my season…beware of the beasting

Cause if you wantin war, bitch I'll tear you to pieces (Peace-es)

Decease this, mothafuckin beat, I reeked this

I wrecked this, now check this, I'm a lone star like Texas

So I'ma go hard, no resting, reppin my team like dead-lifts

Still I treat y'all like breakfast, now tell me where my eggs (ex) is

Haha, oh you say she with her new man?

And I'm the old news, and don't y'all two look so cute

Excuse me, that's my phone boo, yeah she has that ringtone too

But please don't call me evil just because I’m stunting on you...

Get it? Evel...Kineival...stunting...on you...that shit…was lethal

And he'll never be equal…to anything you get from me

You shoulda realized what you had when you was ditching me

I think I'm sitting pretty, you looking pretty shitty

Just do yourself a favor…get high and forget me

My sympathy’s empty, so don't try and come tempt me

I'm in the oval office, right next to Lewinski

Adjacent is Nick, he is Vice Presidency

We taking over, taking over cause Khaled was busy

Jason Heyward forgive me, but this my fuckin’ city...

My father said I had the power, just look to within me

I, I, I, I swear I’m going super dumb

This shit right here nigga? Word to Katt Williams

I'm after billions, or half a million

Or maybe just enough to gas my car and fill it up

I swear I won't complain, I think I'm out of cash

Just got to college....we blowing money fast!

Money we don't have...but we won't talk about it

These haters wish that I’d fall right off of this fuckin’ mountain

But all the doubting and speculation just keeps me racin’

Won't find me pacing', I'm never late when victory's waiting

The shit I've created, I made it when I was outer space and

The top is vacant...y'all just watch as I make my way in

I think I'm doper than…all these niggas

I got they number, I still would never call these niggas

I haven't called my sisters, I hope y’all know I miss ya

My brother's lost his fucking mind, and all of his senses

But drop the pretenses, and let’s get back to business

Cause Laura Jane's Alex James is after his vengeance

Let's make it clear as crystal, excuse me if I'm dissing

But I'm the hottest mothafucka in this whole district

DreamTeam Bitches