[Verse 1]

I'll do anything I want to 'cause I feel like it

Better than anyone else in their respective field at it

Call myself a visionary, brother, I'm a zeal addict

Try to keep my mouth shut, sorry, I'ma keep-it-real addict

You can't understand my methods, and I won't explain

Painting me like I'm insane

Call me visionary 'cause I've seen it first

Call you Hewlett-Packard, way you always copy me but worse

No one makes a wagon anymore, so you gotta cop a used hearse

No bars left for a new verse

So I'm gonna loop her, loop her

La-la-lazy producer

[Verse 2]

Glad that you amused her

Too bad you're a loser

MFs be like, "I don't GAF about my roosters"

Dude, I'm very smart, intelligent, Sheldon Cooper

Go back to cleaning tables like your name is Ruben Brewster

You are simple like a 2013 Mini Cooper

Might go dumb in calculus, but I'm more like a Supra

I'm so mobile, you a statue, call you Buddha

Yes, I won that Roomba

Sold it for like two hundred

Everything that you wanted

Gave you everything that you—

Why you even talking to me like that? You're a two

[Verse 3]

Call me out for greed 'bout my green, watch me superspread it

Call me Colin Green, VID-19, way I'm superspreading

Way I make my moves, I put the W.H.O. into super session

Call me Donald Trump to the W.H.O., watch me super exit

You don't like the way I rhyme? I don't like you either

You say my verse is AI, nah, I just got a fever

Make it way more easier, all you GPTers

I'm about to take a flight, you should take a breather

[Verse 4]

My words getting funnier the way I'm getting sleepier

Last time I checked, you look like you're getting geezer

Yes, I drive a minivan, it pulls, and it's a seven-seater

You could drive a Porsche to prom, and nobody would ever be there

Every time in retrospect, like, "Ah, he was right"

I'ma just keep doing while y'all argue all night

Man, don't even talk to me, 'cause I'ma just ignore you all

Man, don't even talk to me before you check your cortisol

Always be great, it's categorical

Born to be historical

Who are you? Rhetorical

I'ma always create, even if it's horrible

A lot of it is horrible

A lot of it's adorable

[Verse 5]

But everybody out there, throw your hands in the air

'Cause somewhere along the way, I decided I didn't care

Ever wonder how come in your hotel there was a chair?

It's so you can sit in it and do work, that's why it's there

Hotels and flights to Paris, flights to Guam and Guatemala

I just said all of those countries just to rhyme with Guatemala

They would love me in a Lambo or a Chevy Impala

Anybody tryna book me up, give me a holla

Anybody tryna cook me up some pasta and lobster

Everybody who forsook me is just an impostor

If you spread rumors about me, I would not accost ya

I already lost ya, I won't let you haunt, yuh

I won't let your aberrations soak into my thoughts, yuh

Only talk to people who keep their horizons broad, yuh

[Outro]

I don't need the credit, just something to do

Draft a text, but I ain't read it, I just send it through

You don't get my methods, you can't read my blueprints

Sorry if you're stupid, wear it if the shoe fits

Actually I can act like a doofus

'Cause every day I do this