[Chorus]
Drygores
We'll nerf that!
Warbands
We'll nerf that!
Effigies
We'll nerf that!
Soul Split
We'll nerf that!
God Wars
We'll nerf that!
Drop rates
We'll nerf that!
If it's too good
We'll nerf that!
'Til it's no good
We'll nerf that!
[Regicidal - Verse]
Why not just keep it that way?
Why not listen to what we say?
We're tired of buying items
That have their stats altered the next day
We need a survey to display
All the updates we should play
Remember when you trained range with chins?
Well now they all just get thrown away
Overloads
We'll nerf that
Runespan nodes
We'll nerf that
Even though I love the EoC
You went ahead and nerfed the combat
Just look at all these prices
All the armor drops then rises
You go ahead and buy full torva
Lose your bank, no surprises
This suffices, damn I guess
Thought we were tryna make progress
Why did you update the charm sprites
When we need new skills and more new quests
Oh, that's your best?
Come on confess
You guys are under a lot of stress
How about we get less updates each month
But the ones you release you first test
We're in pyre need of less greed
This is our year, that's what I read
Promised less random updates
But what the fuck is a pet tumbleweed?
Youbleedred like deathmatch
You see red like Bilrach
How come after every update
There's 20 new things that need a patch?
Dispatch all of your new thoughts
Let's first take care of the bots
Fill some of the gaps, armor and land
And then revamp all of the pots
Lots feel the same way I do
The reason why they play the old school
I'm trying to make it logical
But they'd probably nerf me to!
[Chorus]
Drygores
We'll nerf that!
Warbands
We'll nerf that!
Effigies
We'll nerf that!
Soul Split
We'll nerf that!
God Wars
We'll nerf that!
Drop rates
We'll nerf that!
If it's too good
We'll nerf that!
'Til it's no good
We'll nerf that!
[Ubs - Verse]
Can't buy a couple dry's
Without losin' like half my bank
Watch their numbers pull an hero
With themselves the one's to thank
Nobody wants a game unstable
Patches worse than the third Fable
Like i'm eating Rocktail dinner
While they're pissin' on the table
Solomon's the only employee that seems to care
'Cause all the content he's been snarin'
Is the only shit that's there
A nerf to this, a nerf to that
There's almost nothin' to be spared
Show your spin sales to the board
'Cause nothin' really quite compares
Motivation cessation, the causation of frustation
A mutation of narration in player negotiation
And it doesn't take an Einstein to come to my calculation
Fuck the year of the player
It's the one of 'gex vacation
[Chorus]
Drygores
We'll nerf that!
Warbands
We'll nerf that!
Effigies
We'll nerf that!
Soul Split
We'll nerf that!
God Wars
We'll nerf that!
Drop rates
We'll nerf that!
If it's too good
We'll nerf that!
'Til it's no good
We'll nerf that!