Airut wrecker, Abberant Spectre

Kuradal sent me just to protect her

Slayer mask on just like Hannibal Lecter

Stomp out a pest like a crest

I will hex ya

Mazchna please, if you mess with me

In the desert breeze

You might get a Stryke

I'd kill you with one spell like a Nechryael

In Sumona's well, not breathing well like:

*HAH HAH*

These monsters don't bother me

Gaze upon all these helpless souls

And these monsters all seem Jelly

Leave ya belly up like a Turoth feast

Stay walled up like a Corp released

Turn a Gano roim dark and deceased

Like the names above I am a straight up beast!

Kill a dust devil with no face mask

Shove a slayer staff up your Kurask

Fight a dragon without an anti-flask

And I never leave until I finish task

It's casket close on a basilisk

I can slay them all, you're just a pacifist

I might pass a fist if you're gelantinous

You're an abomination, and I'm your master, bitch

Can't crawling handle this

I spit out an assignment quicker than

The acidic from the ranged attack of Araxxor

I'd dangle all the loot, over the mutilated corpse

And kill it again and again

Just to see who reacts more

*OH LORD*

You'll stay poor, as I roar like Rorarius

Drop a dragonstone like a Legione

And make a Ring of Wealth, now that's glorious

You better chill out like an Ice Nihil

If I'm an Ice Giant, you'd behind a Hill

Like a Wyvern meal full of Phoenix quill

I'll rip the feathers off, and leave you Skeletal

Tell a Zygomite, that you're not alright

Like a cave at night, you'd be a Horror Sight

I'd turn you into bones, even without a fight

And forget you're there like an Aquanite

No Cockatrice could change my stats

No Brine Sabre could kill these rats

No Rum-pumped Crabs, no Tortoises, no Harpie Bugs

Could swarm me in mass

Let me batch the skull of a Molenisk

Use a slayer bell to demolish risk

I accomplish this with a tightened fist

Pull out a demon's spine like an Abyssal Whip

You better grip your neck bloody Edimmu

You're gonna need a guard, for what I'm about to do

Bring a Jadinko Male or an entire crew

I'd use a bag of salt to kill the slug in you

I'm two terrors dogs and you're scared to brawl

Not a cave in here, but all you do is crawl

Man, fuck a rockhammer to finish you off

Cause I hit twice as hard a Granite Maul

Gargoyle's call to Automatons

When the gloves come off, you're all wearing bronze

I'd take a Killerwatt and blow up your spot

Like a mogre's pot, I'd throw you out the pond

Run Wizard, run Wizard!

Leave you put to dry like a Desert Lizard

If you're getting hot, I'm an Infernal Mage

To cast an ice barrage, now that's cold, blizzard

Blood spells, Bloodvelds

I'm a Pyrefiend, not a human being

I'm not Spiritual or a Spinderling

Like a Muspah task I do the damage dealing

When a Banshee screams it's though to see

Put your earmuffs on to enjoy the plea

If Deaths assigns souls and he knows I'm a boss

Then why the fuck won't he assign ME!?