[Verse 1: Mersinary]
I see you rockin' your carats, eat your food like I'm Bugs Bunny
Release the hounds, Mr. Burns, all I love is money
Drunk and paranoid, intergalactic killer, Rick and Morty
Scoop your girl like a picnic basket, call me Yogi
Got that shotgun pump, Moe Szylak
The Goodfella turn to a Goodfeather and get whacked
Oozing steroids, mutatin' like a Ninja Turtle
Blast toys like I just evolved from Wartortle
A cooked out bitch beatin' your ass like No Tomorrow
She look like Snow White, you: Johnny Bravo
Big Tweety headed ho askin' what you gon' do?
Nothin', your pussy smellin' like Pepé Le Pew
I'm a Reptar, don't believe me? Ask Tommy
The world that I live is animated like Bobby's
I'm a slowpoke in a low low bumpin' car tunes
Am I just a loon or did I turn into a toon?
[Chorus: Mersinary]
This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town
We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds
What's up Doc? You don't know me
We pull out oversized guns, blast you to purgatory
This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town
We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds
What's up Doc? You best stay silent
Before we get rowdy, unleash that animated violence
[Verse 2: Seen B]
If you catch me at your show don't think I'm a fan
I'm only jumpin' up and down while my gun goes blam
Like Yosemite Sam, I'm the man, no discussion
The villain, I make stars scream while I be bustin'
Decepticon leprechaun, careful who you steppin' on
I become one with the Glock, call me Megatron
Transform the scene to gutter, I'm a stupid motherfucker
Ain't no love like Elmer Fudd, I blast the shotgun while I stutter
When I be undercover, mask on like Cobra Commander
I got no heart, I can't stands ya
So don't stare I don't care, you lookin' like a Care Bear
I push your eyes back in your skull 'cause I don't play fair
Now you Skeletor and I'm a fuckin' beast man
I lace every track with this dope just for these fans
But not you mumble rap gum-flappin' bitches suck
I smack you in the lip, leave you lookin' like Daffy Duck
(All right, wise guy)
[Chorus: Mersinary]
This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town
We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds
What's up Doc? You don't know me
We pull out oversized guns, blast you to purgatory
This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town
We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds
What's up Doc? You best stay silent
Before we get rowdy, unleash that animated violence
[Verse 3: Swann]
Raise my sword up to Castle Greyskull, homie, I got the power
Battlecat, he ain't afraid, he only roars louder
Go-Go Gadget, disintegrate your whole squad
One take, I'm changin' Optimus Prime and then I'm gone
Change into Voltron, matchin' up with my peoples
Once we form into alliance, see us slap out all the evil
Crushin' a can of spinach, tryna save my olive oil
Pulverizin' a path of destruction to get at Bluto
Find me savin' the world one scheme at a time
But without my Scooby snacks I ain't in the right mind
See me winnin' every race, fast pace just to get the cheese
Last name Gonzales, flyin' past you, you ain't catchin' me
Call me Lion-O straight from Thundera
Through the tiger's eye I strike with heavy force, I'll run up in ya
Better duck and hide when you see me comin' with my homies
I'm the fat motherfucker, better act like you know me
[Chorus: Mersinary]
This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town
We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds
What's up Doc? You don't know me
We pull out oversized guns, blast you to purgatory
This ain't Hollywood, welcome to Toon Town
We're booze hounds who shoot rounds makin' cartoon sounds
What's up Doc? You best stay silent
Before we get rowdy, unleash that animated violence
[Verse 4: Resin]
I love cartoons, the characters they made are timeless
There ain't nothin' better than some animated violence
Classic shit, laughin' at Itchy and Scratchy
I got me a weapons stash that's sponsored by ACME
You're cryin' like Baby Herman when he loses his stogie
'Cause you do more damage to yourself than Wile E. Coyote
See they always portray me as the villain like Wolfie
And Jessica Rabbit know I'm way better than these goofs, eh
She's not bad, she's just drawn that way
Hello nurse, tell them I went that away
I'm all about the D'oh, I'll choke you out like Homer (D'oh!)
Politickin' like Fritz the Cat since I'm far from sober
I started off as Goku but I feel like Vegeta
Here's a final flash when you're hit with this Kamehameha
Word up to anime, I'll illustrate what I call jokes
Get in between these Betty's boobs, sorry, that's all folks