[Intro: Bizarre]

I'm 'bout to fire up a blunt

Bizarre, nigga! (We get high!)

Shout out to my niggas Reel Wolf!

D12!

We get high!

[Verse 1: Bizarre]

Call your girlfriend up, tell her I wanna smoke

I been sober, I put this dick in her throat

Gas! You know I'm blazin'

Gasp! It's so amazin' (Wooh)

Bizarre'll buttfuck your daughter (Uh-huh)

Fuck the police, I'm just smoking at the border

I got pounds (Yeah), I got zones (Yeah)

When you in Detroit, Tom, hit my phone, I'm gone!

[Verse 2: 1-Ton]

I got a pocket full of condoms and a pound of weed (That smoke!)

A couple bottles of some Vodka and some Hennessy (Yeah!)

A slab of shatter and a couple hits of Ecstasy (Uh oh!)

Let's hope tonight will be the party of the century (Yes!)

I'm getting baked, Betty Crocker of this rap game (Uh oh!)

Humboldt County, we invented over half the strains (That's real!)

In over half the states weed is legal campaigns (What!)

Now everyone think they a grower, it's a damn shame

I'm a weed snob, I'll smoke until it kills me

Dabbin' all day and all my globsters feel me (That's for them!)

Makin' moves, I'm a functional stoner (Uh-huh)

I was havin' growhouses back when you was just a boner (Uh-huh!)

I'm a lifer in the movement, better recognize

I specialize in smoking kine and I can murder mics (Woah!)

If you can't understand the hype, you just ain't heard it right (Yeah-huh!)

My mind lives on cloud nine, a stoner prototype

[Chorus: ILL BILL]

The name's BILL, but you can call me the Grim Reefer

Bitches be reaching when they be boofing that piff deeper

Listen to Cheech & Chong cheefing weed in a bong

Like Willie high on his tour bus singing a song

The name's BILL, but you can call me the Grim Reefer

Bitches be queefing when they be boofing that piff deeper

Listen to Cheech & Chong cheefing weed in a bong

Like Snoop Dogg on his tour bus singing a song

[Verse 3: Merkules]

I'm level headed off that medicine, a veteran with rolling trees

Toasted off the dopest weed in Humboldt, you can smoke for free (Yeah)

You might get beat up if you got it by the ounce (Come here!)

We've been caught up in a drought, I'm noddin' off, I'm on the couch

I get violent off that hybrid, I get evil on sativa

In my dreams I'm smoking reefer on the coast of Costa Rica

I'm a weedhead, they say I smoke so much I need dreads (Wha gwan!)

My eyes are beet red, the rasta with the cheap meds

You want a hit but you can't have that shit (Nuh uh!)

My doctor told me slow down, so I slapped that bitch

I give a fuck, 'cause I'm like Snoop in Half Baked

I'm the one who's stealing roaches from your Doobie Ashtray

So what? 'Cause I ain't slowin' down soon (Nah)

I just bought a half ounce, I'll probably smoke it by noon (True)

And all I need is a lighter and some haze

Grab the rifle and a gauge and fuckin' tighten up your fade

It's Merk

[Verse 4: Underrated]

Yeah! Bitch, we burn trees

I'm high as fuck like when I was fourteen

Fuck the morphine, I'm more a fiend for THC (Right!)

Learn your ABC's before you fuck with OG's, little peon, please

Don't get mad at me, she started poking me on Facebook (Yeah)

It made me wonder if she gave me brain, how would her face look?

I raise hell then blame it on a dab hit

Step up to the mic, I go crazier than batshit!

No in between (No!), I go to the extreme (Let's go!)

Me without the weed is like Magic without Kareem (Wooh!)

I can't stop writin', I strike like lightning

Nobody want to fight, I'm like a white Mike Tyson

When I was sixteen, I didn't want to get a car (Uh-huh)

I just got high in my room and wrote sixteen bars (Yeah!)

Blazed out of my mind and I perfected my sick flow

You don't like the way I rhyme? Then you can suck my dick slow!

[Chorus: ILL BILL]

The name's BILL, but you can call me the Grim Reefer

Bitches be reaching when they be boofing that piff deeper

Listen to Cheech & Chong cheefing weed in a bong

Like Willie high on his tour bus singing a song

The name's BILL, but you can call me the Grim Reefer

Bitches be queefing when they be boofing that piff deeper

Listen to Cheech & Chong cheefing weed in a bong

Like Snoop Dogg on his tour bus singing a song

[Verse 5: Shallow Pockets]

I'll put a blunt out in your face and leave a pot hole

I keep blazing 'til I need to stop, drop, roll

Tryin' to tell 'em I buy it, I sell it

But I am no felon so why are you threatenin'? (Pussy)

I'm so high I feel like I'm twenty foot tall (What?)

The Super Bowl got me blitzed without a fucking football

Weed, that's the real money on trees (Roll it)

Leaf, cut it up, breathe, release, I exhale

I as well as my clientele is high as hell, we're flyin' the skies with giant L's

No papers, the vapors got me high as skyscrapers (Wooh!)

Eyes redder than lasers and I'm laughing in your faces (Hahaha!)

You want to reek, yeah, well put the seat back and smoke a green bag

Like a street sack, I need that just to relax

Take a big hit, I can't miss, I got an appointment

I roll two spliffs of shit, I'm double jointed

[Verse 6: ODoub]

Ahh! I smoked my life away, and as my wife would say

"You lazy fuck, go get a job, don't sit home and get high today"

Forgetful Jones, I lose a thought in a second

Forget your name on your voicemail while recording a message (Uhh...)

I watch wrestling, I swear it's real

I powerbomb my daughter, never squeal

And you can ride the ferris wheel tomorrow, deal?

I'm like a heel plottin', feelin' real rotten

'Til I smoke then I'm like "Great shirt, is that real cotton?"

I get high and think that 2Pac's alive

'Cause one plus one equals two, two plus three equals five

Five plus four equals nine, and I ain't sure where I'm goin'

But he's in Cuba, he'll be comin' back one day, I just know it (I swear)

I watch MacGyver on Netflix and try to make shit (Explosion)

Aww fuck! There goes my basement

It's O Deezy, bitch, I got what you need

Y'all heard that Underworld 2? Have you heard it on weed?

[Chorus: ILL BILL]

The name's BILL, but you can call me the Grim Reefer

Bitches be reaching when they be boofing that piff deeper

Listen to Cheech & Chong cheefing weed in a bong

Like Willie high on his tour bus singing a song

The name's BILL, but you can call me the Grim Reefer

Bitches be queefing when they be boofing that piff deeper

Listen to Cheech & Chong cheefing weed in a bong

Like Snoop Dogg on his tour bus singing a song