[Intro]

Roll sound! Sound speed! Frame! Scene 13, Take 7. Mark it! Marker! And action!

[Verse 1: J Reno]

We just hit a lick that's big enough for us to chill and retire

But the roadies are on our tails lettin' shots off at the driver

I grip the wheel, the driver caught a slug

In the back of his head, plug bustin' back on the run

Hit the alley, ditch the whip, we on foot runnin'

I hear the dogs loose comin', we're hoppin' the fence gunnin'

Squad cars cuttin' off the exits and raisin' the heat

Takin' cover behind a parked car in the street

Let a round go, I caught onе in his shoulder

They return firе with automatic weapons, it's over

My homie ate a bullet, I'm the only one left

Five rounds in the pistol, heart beatin' up my chest

Duck the backyard, hit the fence, back in the alley

Two cops behind a dumpster, let four fly and down they went

But I'm spent and they got me surrounded

I got one left in the clip, raise my gun to the sound of death

[Skit]

Alright! Cut that shot! We need more fire, more explosions

Yo, this guy's fucked. We're already out of C4 and it's the first shot of the day

And where those damn helicopters with the aerial shots?

How many more times do I have to set myself on fire and jump out of this bitch?

Oh god. We've gone completely over budget

And... action!

[Verse 2: Resin]

Light my cigar with dynamite, homie, peep the approach

Or go out with 'em bangs, I'ma still emerge from the smoke

The opening scene, this job, it was supposed to be clean

Now the rivers are running red as bodies float down the stream

They set me up so time to count down to doomsday

Like Pulp Fiction nobody knew what was in that suitcase

It just sold to the highest bidder

And it's about to be acquired by some hired hitters

The thing is the target had it cuffed to his wrist

I opened fire on him but it took a couple of hits

One hit me in the arm, the other right in the vest

I'm gonna kill 'em all as long as there's still life in me left

He made a break for it but I caught up in the clear

And flanked him around the other side but he didn't even hear a thing

Moved in for the kill, this Desi enough

But put the knife to his throat, now this is the part you say "Cut!"

[Skit]

Alright we got to get that shot again!

Fuck man! How many more of these takes this guy gotta make us do?

At this rate this movie's never getting done

I refuse to work under these conditions. I'll be in my trailer

Man, I don't know what's worse. Diva actors or the psychotic director

This better be the last take. And... action!

[Verse 3: Shallow Pockets]

I'm on an acid trip watching action flicks

Imagine this, help you cats get tips

Pistol whip on the bridge of lip, no script

Chuck Norris when I throw those kicks

Dolph Lundgren with the leg to your neck, I'm sick

Hulk Hogan when I flex on your bitch

Charles Bronson with the death wish

I'm Dwayne Johnson when I'm rockin', the best, that's it

I'm on the set, I might get violent and wild out to death

It's hard to forget, think you're my father

And have my revenge, the saga begins

A force of nature, source of danger

Schwarzenegger in the torture chamber

You dead, no stranger, you're showin' anger

A no-brainer when I hold the banger to your head

It's slow motion, I walk away from an explosion

A block away and I'm scopin' (Yeah!)

The chopper spray got you open

Treat you like my concentration, I have you broken

I'm Jim Brown, I'm Banderas, I'm Carl Weathers

You in the ground, I'm pallbearer, you gone forever

I'm Steven Seagal, Sylvester Stallone

Squeezin' the pump, empty the chrome, yeah

Streets and the slums, end of the road

[Outro]

Cut! Who's operating that crane! I don't care if we have to do that same shot a hundred more times. No one's going home until we get this right

Man, this movie's never gonna get done

Uh - Uh? Mr. Tom, it's - it's the producer. He's on the phone. He doesn't sound very happy

Aah fuck! What does he want? Hello?

OK. We need to have a serious talk about this. This shoot is a month behind schedule and four people have died during production. What do you have to say about this?

And that's a wrap!