[Verse 1]

He looks at the bloat in his fingers and his toes

He's got a long day of lying ahead of him

He croaks like a toad, he's an old bag of bones

He only sleeps when he's having a heart attack

[Pre-Chorus]

He can never be sorry, 'cause he

He's a company man

Just an old fucking crony, and he's

Got a secret in his head

In his head

In his head

[Chorus]

Every once in a while

It's a little bit funny

Maybe some other time

Maybe some other story

[Verse 2]

He lives in a hole in the middlе of the road

He only works eighty hours a week for that

Hе does what he's told as he's raked through the coals

They started taxing his shadow and silhouette

[Pre-Chorus]

Now he can never be happy, 'cause he

'Cause he's almost content

And he won't hit the ground running, 'cause he

Thinks his life is an accident

An accident

An accident

[Chorus]

Every once in a while

It's a little bit funny

Maybe some other time

Maybe some other story

Every once in a while

It's a little bit funny

Maybe some other time

It'll make a good story, yeah

It'll make a good story

It'll make a good story