Big Mack was a driver of a semi rig

From Denver to the coast of Maine

And every truck driver and highway man

Well, they all knew Big Mack's name

He stepped into a diner by the scales

Where he stopped to weigh

Took one look at the waitress there

And we all heard him say

Pour me a piece of coffee, pass me a cup of bread

Why you're the sweetest things that I've ever seen

And there's a ringin' in my head

Make my eggs a medium rare

Over easy with my steak

I'm gonna buy you a farm in Texas, gal

If it takes every sin I make

Well, she stood there a starin' at Big Mack

Kind of in a state of shock

She told him when he set his orange juice down

Be careful, now it's kinda hot

I've already buttered your coffee

The toast is in your cup

Your french fried soup and scrambled prunes

Will soon be comin' up

She took off her apron

Grabbed her coat down off the rack

Took Big Mack's arm and told the boss

I'm a quittin' and I won't be back

She climbed up in that diesel cab

Both pipes were a spoutin' smoke

Someone said, "Big Mack just fell

And this time it ain't no joke"

Pour me a piece of coffee, pass me a cup of bread

Why you're the sweetest things that I've ever seen

And there's a ringin' in my head