(Verse 1, Red)

Now I’m at the caf again, stuck working night shifts

When this girl walks in asking for the guy she Wants to fuck

And I’m like I dunno who you are so please get the fuck away from me

Please I beg you to not grind on my belt because I need this job to afford my bills bitch

Really that I don’t wanna STD

So I told begged her get the fuck out of my caf, please

Please she then got the fuck away from me

Now this girl won’t stop touching my no no zone

And I’m real tempted to break both of her legs

But Krabs, he said that the customer is always right

So I guess I’ll had to go with that shit, just for one night i guess

And now my wife is trying to make me pay my alimony