Zavodila

By RecD

Released on May 28, 2022

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Ruv:

Bring down the house of God

Bring down the house of God

BF:

That phrase is really odd!

Drop the tough-guy façade!

Ruv:

So you sing back this time!

Force me to change my rhyme!

BF:

Go ahead, mix it up!

Still gotta fix you up!

Ruv:

Even if you talk now, I must still impart the lesson

If you spurn the grace of god, with Ruvyzvat you are messin'

In the holy scriptures of the Bible, we are told "forgive thy sins"

But if they are repeated then I will break your shins

BF:

Might not be extremely pious, but I've got a caring soul

If I repent for anything, it's making othеr-you feel whole

Cos now your creepy kid has got me trapped in this prеcarious spot

And I don't get to leave til you and Sarv hook up and tie the knot!

Ruv:

Earthquakes and thunderstorms

Bass smashing through the floor

You are making me teach you once more

For the last time, your sins, answer for!

BF:

What sins? Is it the burg?

Don't tell me that you're with Peta!

Haven't seen a single holy word

That said I couldn't be a meat-eater!

Ruv:

Ever had crawfish boil?

If so, then in hell you'll toil

You will scream for all eternity

Infernal volume as loud as me

BF:

Ok, you're kinda loud

But not the loudest I've faced

You'll still stand out a lot in any crowd

But the last guy's voice was actually bass!

Ruv:

You think you have me owned

Just 'cuz I'm baritone?

BF:

Hey, man, it's nothin' strange

You pipes just got less range!

Ruv:

That's it, boy! No more pleas!

I'll kick in both your knees!

BF:

Cool, I can work with that!

You're the same Ruvyzvat!

Ruv:

Ughh...

I ask for forgiveness, god, this lost boy's on my final nerve!

BF:

Maybe you'd be calmer if you had the wife you know you deserve!

Ruv:

It's my obligation to Sarvente's church, protect and serve

BF:

I've seen this whole thing play out, it's kinda tiring to observe...

Ruv:

So you've met another Ruv, and said the things you now are saying?

BF:

That's what I've been tryin' to prove, so why don't you and her stop praying?

Ruv:

You come in the house of God and tell us to abandon saving?

BF:

If you want this place brought down , there really ain't no other better way, king!

Ruv:

Wait, that's a metaphor

For music so loud

I don't really want to wreck this place

That would not make Sarvente proud!

BF:

A-ha! So you really care!

Oh wow, what a big surprise!

So you just scoot your Ruv butt over there

And take a long look into your girl's eyes!

Ruv:

Don't patronize me, boy!

I'm going...

I'm there, okay?!

Well since you are such and expert now

What should I say to my dear Sarvente?

BF:

Tell her the truth, you dolt!

I promise she feels that way too!

Now get funky and have some kids

Or I'm gonna be stuck here singing words to you!