(Song 1: Lo-Fight)
[BF]
(spoken) So? Whaddya gotta say about that?
(sung) Hey waitin’ for your comeback
Are you just gonna stand there?
[Whitty]
Got better things to do
Than tradin' gradeschool burns with you, kid
[BF]
You’d better get your icepack!
These burns aren’t goin’ nowhere!
[Whitty]
Please, dude, don’t get me riled
Don’t wanna destroy a child
I would appreciate bein’ left alone; that’s all I’m askin’!
Give me some peace and quiet!
Or you might end up in a casket!
[BF]
But that’s what I’m here for!
You’ve seen me beat all the rest, man!
You know I can keep up
Show me why they call you the best, man!
[Whitty]
I gave up singin’ a while back
[BF]
But why would you?
[Whitty]
It didn’t work out and that’s that
[BF]
But how could you
Give up when you hit your peak?
[Whitty]
Things changed up really fast!
[BF]
You were in headlines for weeks!
[Whitty]
Stop askin’ ‘bout my past!
[BF]
Was it a messed up solo?
Wouldn’t want to repeat it
[Whitty]
You’re fine my problem’s mine
So buzz off kid, don’t waste your time here
[BF]
C’mon man let your skills show
Then I promise I’ll beat it
[Whitty]
Trust me kid, you’re not ready
You’ve been goin’ steady with Girlfriend for a while
And while I’m not a fan of her old man
I don’t wanna take you from her
Or leave her folks without their child!
[BF]
Stop tryin’ to protect me
I’m talented, cute, and funny!
So if you’d just let me
I’ll give you a run for your money!
[Whitty]
That’s why I don’t wanna fight you!
[BF]
Don’t chicken out on me now!
[Whitty]
No tellin’ what I’d say or do
[BF]
I’m spittin’ until you show me what you got!
[Whitty]
Why won’t you let me be?
[BF]
C’mon give it one more shot!
[Whitty]
Listen up, carefully…
No way!
[BF]
Had enough?
[Whitty]
Get Lost!
[BF]
Show your stuff!
[Whitty]
Beat it!
[BF]
Set your hidden powers free!
[Whitty]
You don’t know me!
[BF] (spoken)
But I will know you once the battle heats up!
And you’ll know me better too!
[Whitty] (spoken)
I see how it is...
[BF] (spoken)
Alright! You’re finally warmin’ up!
[Whitty] (spoken)
You’re really pushing my limits dude...
[BF] (spoken)
Why don’t you show me what you can REALLY do this time?
[Whitty] (spoken)
Well, how about you go die in a ditch instead?!
[BF] (spoken)
Aw, YEAH! FINALLY, a real comeback! NOW we’re playin’ with fire!
(Song 2: Overhead)
[Whitty] (spoken)
. . .Don’t make me do this
So let me take a wild guess
(sung) You thought you’d walk up to me
Burn me and outdo me
Look real macho for your girlfriend
Leave me bruised and beaten?
[BF]
Hold on, you got it twisted!
I rapped, you resisted!
Don’t care if I win or lose
Just wanna walk in your shoes!
[Whitty]
That’s a dangerous game
Filled with heartbreak and pain!
[BF]
I’ll listen if you talk
Spill the tea, why’d you give up rock?
[Whitty]
Wasn’t my choice to quit
Her parents made me so I did it!
[BF]
Hold the phone, it was those guys?
No way, did they make you with their demon eyes?
[Whitty]
Wasn’t magic or some curse
They betrayed me and that hurt worse!
[BF]
So you guys used to be friends
Till they made your music end?
[Whitty]
Best of friends, stardom or bust
The only people I thought I could ever trust!
[BF]
Sounds like you guys were close…
Why would they shut down your shows?
[Whitty]
When they found me, we were nobodies!
[BF]
They weren’t winning in the beginning…
[Whitty]
Took me in under their wing
Inspired me to rap and sing with em!
[BF]
Sounds like they were really nice
So what did they do, give you bad advice?
[Whitty]
Booked a venue, asked me to sing with em too!
[BF]
So your big break was just a giant mistake?
[Whitty]
They both pressured me into it
Gave my best, but then i blew it!
[BF]
So you tried to sing but it was baited
Had no practice, did they hate it?
[Whitty]
That’s the part that shocked me
Everyone was cheerin’ for me!
Mom said I had style
(BF: ooh go on!)
And Dad said noone could ignore me!
(BF: what else?)
Musta covered up the awful end I gave to em
Then before I knew it
(BF: no way!)
We got big, they got me my own album!
(BF: by yourself?)
[BF]
So let me get this straight:
They gave you everything you had
Got you on stage
(Whitty: that’s right)
And helped clean it up when things went bad
(Whitty: That part too…)
Motivated you to sing more
Helped you sign on a record deal
After all of that
(Whitty: careful)
They stabbed you in the back- are you for real???
(Whitty: or they’ll trick you!)
[Whitty]
Suddenly, the deal went south
They wouldn’t print the album without
Havin’ a track that sounded like
The one I messed up playin’ out!
[BF]
Oh no.. and if you tried…
After all you did to hide
That bad part at the end
You’d never get signed again!
[Whitty]
I was gonna quit, couldn’t do it…
[BF]
Ran in fear of losing your career…
[Whitty]
Then they burst into the room
With glowing crimson eyes of doom blazing!
[BF]
They made you perform the song so it went wrong?
Wow, that’s amazing!
[Whitty]
They started yellin’ at me
Put me in a state of fury
Muscles started tensin’ up
(BF: oh no!)
Vision gettin’ really blurry
(BF: how could they?)
Screamed and screamed
Til screaming finally reached its end
Thought I made it through
But the last second I blew it again
[BF]
Musta been such a heartbreak
To see your friends betray ya
But there musta been
A good reason the two of them made ya
[BF+ Whitty]
Those two must have realized
With a talent that strong you/I couldn’t be beat
You’d/I’d be come bigger
So they joined forces to cheat!
[BF]
So, let’s see it!
(Song 3: Ballistic)
[Whitty] (spoken)
You…
After I shared all that…
You’re still making me do it???
URGGH-!!
AGH!
NNHGH…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[BF] (spoken)
ALL RIGHT! Now THIS is a battle!
How ‘bout one last burn-
[Whitty] (spoken)
ENOUGH!!!
THEY’VE TAKEN ALL I EVER HAD...
I’VE BEEN DOOMED INTO AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF RUNNING AND HIDING FROM THINGS I CANNOT CONTROL...
CURSE YOU. CURSE YOU AND THE FILTH THAT BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD!!!!!!
[BF] (spoken)
Baboop peebo…?
[Whitty]
You wanna brawl, huh, do ya, you pushy moron?
Want my all, guess what, it’s comin' at'cha!
[BF]
This is amazing! Been waitin’ for this, you’re on!
Gonna spit my best when I combat ya!
[Whitty]
Everybody that family meets
Ends up broken and tossed away or evil, like you!
[BF]
Not everyone! The girlfriend is sweet!
And I wanted to know if the legends were all true!
[Whitty]
You couldn’t know the pain
Of having your skills go beyond your mortal form!
[BF]
If you work hard, you could tame
Your own strength, come back and take the world by storm!
[Whitty]
Can’t. When I’ve cooled down I’ll just run
Call me a coward, better to forget me
[BF]
I’ll talk you through when that time comes!
I wanna help you but you gotta let me!
[Whitty]
You’d just use me as a trophy for yourself
“Hey look everyone, I conquered Whitty!”
[BF]
No way man, I really care about your health!
Can’t be well off hidin’ in this city
[Whitty]
Don’t lie to me, if you cared you’d make tracks
I asked you nicely, you kept on pressing!
[BF]
Fine, I’ll admit it, wanted you to attack
But now I get why your life’s distressing!
[Whitty]
Sure you do, you liar! I’d light you on fire
But your lame burns can’t
Light gasoline
[BF]
Guess I took it too far, gonna rap a few bars
No remorse, watch out
I’m gettin’ mean!
[Whitty]
What, gonna hit low?
Is it my freakish height? Bomb face?
Try me, heard em all, dude!
[BF]
Nah, but you should know
Whether you’re chilled out or crazy fast
Got a really trash mood!
[Whitty]
Sorry I wasn’t glad you found my hiding spot
Started trouble, that’s all nice and fine!
[BF]
Coulda just rapped a bit, I didn’t want a lot
But my idol gave me a hard time!
[Whitty]
I don’t owe you nothin’! I don’t owe a damn thing!
You demons won’t leave me be!
[BF]
Not another demon! I just wanted to sing!
Don’t take your grudge out on me!
[Whitty]
Bet they sent you here just to end me!
[BF]
Trust me, me and them ain’t too friendly!
[Whitty]
Do they got you in a contract, Payin’ debts?
[BF]
I’m not one to get swindled makin’ bets!
[Whitty]
What is it, then? You could leave anytime now!
[BF]
Wanna fix things, but I really don’t know how!
[Whitty]
Just give up and let me wallow!
[BF]
Quitting’s a hard pill to swallow!
[Whitty]
It’s not your job!
[BF]
We can fix it!
[Whitty]
It’s not your strife!
[BF]
We can fix you!
[Whitty]
It’s not your prob!
[BF]
Shouldn’t risk it!
[Whitty]
Kid, please get a life!
[BF]
But I still want to!
[Whitty]
You’ll make things worse!
[BF]
I’ll keep fighting!
[Whitty]
You are right now!
[BF]
I’ll keep rappin!
[Whitty]
Can’t cure my curse!
[BF]
Fast as lightning!
[Whitty]
Nobody knows how!
[BF]
Till good stuff happens!
[Whitty]
Don’t you understand this hurts me?
[BF]
It’ll work out after we sing!
[Whitty]
Keep this up, it won’t end peacefully!
[BF]
Singing battles fix most anything!
[Whitty]
Doomsday’s here there’s no way out left!
[BF]
By now shoulda been a breakthrough!
[Whitty]
Rest in peace kid, you earned your death
[BF]
That epiphany’s long overdue!
[Whitty]
Better pick out all your final words carefully
Fought too many folks that wasted em on screams!
[BF]
Right ‘round here the mood changes up usually!
Could this battle be a strange and scary dream?
[Whitty]
Might be a dream fight. Promise you’re not sleeping
But in a minute you’ll sleep for all time!
[BF]
Take me down? Yeah right, I’ve been tallykeeping!
And for this whole fight, I’ve matched all your rhymes!
[Whitty]
Maybe you’ll mess up before I blow it!
[BF]
I’m the best, fess up, everyone knows it!
[Whitty]
Guessin’ it would be nicer, goin’ that way!
[BF]
Singin’ perfectly, no matter what you say!
[Whitty]
Sure, you can mimic, but try this on for size!
[BF]
In this to win it, goin’ for the top prize!
[Whitty]
Light it up go to the solo!
[BF]
Got this far, let’s do it, YOLO!
[Whitty]
Don’t know what you thought would happen
When you challenged me to rappin’
[BF + Whitty]
You had made it pretty clear
(Whitty: I had made it pretty clear)
That you were doin’ alright out here
(Whitty: That I was doin’ alright out here)
[Whitty]
You’ve had lots of time to learn
You wasted it on sad ice-cold burns!
[Whitty + BF] (BF’s lines)
I’ve reached the end of your rope
(Whitty:you’ve reached the end of my rope!)
Time for my one last glimmer of hope!
(Whitty: give up your one last glimmer of hope!)
[BF]
Wait a second, man, your story!
How you lost your former glory!
[Whitty + BF]
When the girlfriend’s parents burst in
Riled me up and brought my worst in
(BF:Riled you up and brought your worst in)
[BF]
What if they were just short sighted
Thought you’d save the deal, ignited!
[Whitty+ BF]
Then when things turned out all rotten
I ran off left them forgotten?
(BF: you ran off left them forgotten?)
[BF]
Yo, there it is!
That whole epiphany thing I just mentioned!
You got messed up
But Girlfriend’s parents had good intentions!
Sure they coulda dropped a line
And tried to tell ya they didn’t mean it but
How would they ever find
You when you live in a shortcut?
(Whitty; Shut up!)
Girlfriend could ring her folks
(Whitty: It’s not true!)
And you guys could talk things through now!
Though it might bring back a few bad times…
It’s up to you now!
(Whitty: They both)
Do you wanna start anew
(Whitty: Brainwashed you!)
Or do you want to hide out until ya die?
So whatcha gonna do
Would it really kill ya to try?
[Whitty]
I don’t care whether they meant it
Time is ticking, make your peace, char
[BF]
I just helped you solve your problem!
Why can’t you calm down and solve ours!
[Whitty]
Got a whole lot more to hide from
Focus on what you’ve started!
[BF]
I did everything I could, man
Think it’s time we departed!
[Whitty]
Even if you started running now
You wouldn’t get far
[BF]
Least my voice
Least my voice doesn’t sound like a broken thrift shop guitar!
[Whitty]
Dang, that’s actually a good one
Stop right there, make those your last words
[BF]
C’mon man this battle’s over
And I won it everyone heard!
[BF] (spoken)
Ha ha! Yes!
I found the solution, survived the hyper fast unbeatable technique
And now I’ve got it down pat!
[Whitty] (spoken)
It’s not unbeatable because it’s fast...
It’s unbeatable because of what happens next
[BF]
Huh?
[Whitty]
I’m overheating...
Can’t stop...
About to turn this place into the Grand Canyon
Just like the venue
And the recording studio...
[BF]
Wait.. That’s what you meant when you said you blew it?
That’s why nobody’s ever recorded your unbeatable technique?
THAT’S WHY YOU’RE HIDING HERE???
[Whitty]
I’D APOLOGIZE, BUT THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED
So…
HOW ABOUT YOU GO DIE IN A DITCH INSTEAD?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!