[BOYFRIEND]
And his birth name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog and he dates tons of women
And he has the SAME EXACT PERSONALITY as Bill Clinton
And he made a vow: His mother will be found
And he's Urkel's fursona
And Classic Sonic is him from the past but also in another dimension
And his arms are blue when he feels like it
And he's from the planet Mobius AND Earth
And another unnamed planet that's like Mobius but it's not Mobius actually
[SONIC.EXE]
Oh, I cannot WAIT to slaughter you!
Close your eyes and dream a final fleeting dream
As I rend your flesh
[BOYFRIEND]
What'cha gonna do, make faces, shake, and scrеam?
I couldn't care less
[SONIC.EXE]
Foolish child, understand thе fate awaiting you
There's nowhere to run
[BOYFRIEND]
Isn't worth my time to waste my breath debating you
This song sucks, we're done
[SONIC.EXE]
GYAHAHAHAHAHA!
Waited long enough, start the harvest
So many souls, so little time
I'll admit that you've come the farthest
Mess up here and your soul is mine
[BOYFRIEND]
We just started up! Might be deadly
But I'm not gonna quit and fold
You're a lamer Five Nights at Freddy's
And you're only feared by six-year-olds
[SONIC.EXE]
Locked in place, a poor decision
Standing in the slashing range
Overcome my derision
Can't outwit claws through your brains
[BOYFRIEND]
Do you think I'd get slashed up that easy?
Try to change the game 'cause you can't win it?
Rappin' quickly got me feelin' queasy
But you're getting weaker by the minute
[SONIC.EXE]
Do you think I'd play with you
If I thought I could lose the game?
With these bleeding eyes and deadly jaws
I'll terrify and maim
[BOYFRIEND]
If you wanna rule over this place
Then why'd you wanna play?
It seems a little counterproductive
To sing your threats and let us get away
[BOYFRIEND (SONIC.EXE)]
Are you just (Gonna getcha, gonna getcha)
Stealing people's souls for sport (Not a dream, it's not a dream)
Afraid I'm (Gonna letcha, gonna letcha)
Too familiar with your sort (Cry and scream, cry and scream)
Big and scary adversaries think
They'll push me to the ground
'Cause I'm the short and caring sort of guy
Girls wanna be around
But when my life is in danger
I become a war machine
Prepared to battle any stranger
Burn them to smithereens
[SONIC.EXE]
I'M GONNA GETCHA
I AM GOD!
GYAHAHAHAHA
Rip you into shreds and paint the Green Hills
Red with your fluids and organs
Crawl into your bed, exert my will
Upon more fools that I can lure in
[BOYFRIEND]
Not about to let you hurt my friends
I'll rap so hard I crush you
Dodging all your one-note jumpscares
We'll get outta here before this ends
Destroy the rings so you can't
Hurt anyone else out there
[SONIC.EXE]
Your families are on my list
Right after you and her, they're mine
They'll taste the sting of bloody fists
I'll taste their blood like fancy wine
[BOYFRIEND]
Why would you have a beef with them
And want their souls?
Did they toss your game aside
To buy a Super NES
Or did they place your devs
In demon mind control
To make all your boost games
Semi-mediocre at best?
[SONIC.EXE]
Guess away, you'll never know
I'll kill you first, you're just too slow
And once this Boyfriend's torn asunder
Will YOU play with me, I wonder?
[BOYFRIEND]
Comes down to the final verse
Come at me, Sonic, do your worst
So, kill me if you want, but know
When you inflict the fatal blow
You'll set in stone you weren't the best
You couldn't beat out my sound test
[SONIC.EXE]
Try to scream while I impale you
[BOYFRIEND]
You won't have the satisfaction
That you won to follow through
[BOYFRIEND (SONIC.EXE)]
Suddenly I think I feel my heartbeat (Feel you rapid)
Slowing down and stilling (Heartbeat stilling)
Got the calm, collected mind I need (As these hands)
To dodge your mindless killing (Prepare for killing)
[SONIC.EXE]
You fought well, but I am god
[BOYFRIEND]
Gonna keep on spouting that
Stupid, cringy, dumb façade?
[BOYFRIEND (SONIC.EXE)]
I'm not gonna let you out (It's time to feast)
Find more folks and lure them in (I'll dive right in)
Your exe is trashed, corrupted (Let the carnage)
Dumped out in the recycle bin (BEGIN)