[Verse 1: Oswald]

I'm your average small town, small life

Small hopes, small scale, small fry just like you

Or, I was 'til I hopped into a ball pit and got hit with a switcheroo

Now, instead of bein' average

I'm completely the same, but my father's been replaced

With a yellow killer rabbit monster, always givin' chase

[Refrain: Oswald & Springtrap]

I try to run away

I always come back

I go outside to play

I always play catch

I remember I forgot to eat today

I always bring snacks

Escape attempts are all brief

I always come back

Nothin' to hide underneath

I always check cracks

Even if I lock the bathroom door and brush my teeth

I always fight plaque

[Chorus: Oswald]

I gotta fix this ASAP, before my dad is Springtrap

I thought it was an act, but he's just gone mad

'Cause ever since his big nap, he's actin' less like Springtrap

And actin' more like Springtrap's my dad

He's still freaky and scary and I'm no less aware, he

Trapped my old dad somewhere deep inside that pit

But while I'd like to save him, that would be misbehavin'

And Springtrap-dad won't like that one bit

[Verse 2: Oswald & Springtrap]

He's your average big town, big life

Big hopes, big scale, big fry rabbit ghost

Or, he was 'til he hopped out of that ball pit as a different host

I guess he used to be William Afton

Or Spring Bonnie or some magic Faz-Goo sort

But right now, he's at my dining table, callin' me—

"Young sport" What?

[Refrain: Oswald & Springtrap]

He got some milk from the store

I always come back

He cooks up pasta galore

I always serve mac'

Adds some extra cheese powder we had in the drawer

I always save packs

Somehow from beyond the grave

I always come back

He wants to teach me to shave?

I always spit facts

But when I look in the mirror, I feel so afraid

I always refract

[Chorus: Oswald]

I'm still trying to unpack that my dad is Springtrap

I thought he was a threat, but he's not so bad

'Cause ever since his big nap, he's actin' less like Springtrap

And actin' more like Springtrap's my dad

He's still freaky and scary, but I'm a bit less wary

He mostly just kills flies outside that pit

As long as noise ain't playin', he won't go back to slayin'

'Cause Springtrap-dad don't like that one bit

[Bridge: Springtrap]

What have I done?

This child is hardly my son

And yet something compels me to stay

To care for what should be my prey

I'm a mess

Why am I reading books to this pest?

With one bite, I could harvest his soul

But that dad-ness has taken control

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Oswald]

I can't just call this a wrap and keep my dad as Springtrap

He's gotten way too comfy here at my pad

'Cause ever since his big nap, he's actin' less like Springtrap

And actin' more like Springtrap's my dad

He's still freaky and scary, but I think I know where he

Trapped my old dad, I'm goin' into the pit

I know that I can save him, it might be misbehavin'

But Springtrap-dad is far from legit

[Post-Chorus: Oswald & Springtrap]

Oswald

Yeah?

Do you wanna get ice cream after school?

Well, maybe dad can wait just a bit