[Intro: THE BOYFRIEND, THE GIRLFRIEND, PICO]
Hmmm... A left turn here...
Er... I'm glad you're walking me home, The Boyfriend, but are you sure you know where you're going?
Of course I do! Your place should be riiight over—we're lost
Heheheh
Still don't have any direction after all these years, do ya?
Pico? What're you doing here?
Savin' your bacon
Or cookin' it, if you can't keep up with my rap
Sounds like a challenge to me! You're on!
[Verse 1: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
I'm sure you're top dog back in your town
But now you're stepping on some new grounds
You know I'm top dog back in my town
You can't beat these skills, you're goin' down!
Sit back and rap, unwind
Got somethin' on your mind?
Baby I'm not the kind
To leave my past behind!
When I sit and unwind
A flash of memories bindA portal back through time
But I've left that behind!
[Verse 2: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
You know I'm so much more than just a nostalgic memory!
You got your style and all your rhythmic wiles from me!
We had some good times, Pico, so thanks for all the memories!
But you'll have to do much more than reminisce to beat me!
[Verse 3: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
You wanna go? In that case
You better keep up your pace!
I'm wearing my angry faic
Time to put you in your place
You wanna go? In that case
Don't worry about my pace!
This battle isn't a race
But you'll finish in last place!
[Verse 4: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
You might think I'm just a blockhead
You thought you'd put this to bed
You've crashed my castle instead!
But there's wisdom in all these dope rhymes I thread!
You don't know what lies ahead!
You've changed, babe, you've been misled!
[Verse 5: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
I've grown up, you're still a boy
Wavin' that lead-shootin' toy!
There's so much more to enjoy
Than violence, anger, and noise!
It just ain't gettin' thru to you to embrace your origins
I'll bring out the tank, man, don't make me do it to win!
I've become so much more than what I was in my origins!
Bring your worst, I'm daily first, this Boyfriend just can't not win!
[Transition into Blammed: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
Allright
You asked for it
You want my worst?
Well... don't say I didn't warn ya, The Boyfriend
HUH?! I thought the battle was over!
That was just a friendly greeting
Now... BLAM THIS PEACEFUL RAP!
[Verse 1: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
This battle's just begun
All this fire boutta kill someone
I'm out for blood now
We've gone past the point of havin' fun
This battle's all but won
Why reset when it's said and done?
So I live in the present
Doesn't mean I can't have fun!
You act like you're above me
Just because you're a rising star
I'm an original
But you know just who you D-D-Are
I don't think I'm above you
But you're right, Pico, I'm a star!I've got a lot of weeks to go
But I know I'm goin' far!
[Verse 2: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
You stars burn out fast, runnin' out of hits!
You're all Uber Kids, baby, I'm a cult classic!
I've got what it takes, I know I'll make it!
Move on from the past, join me, I'll make you a hit!
[Verse 3: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
No way, you're gonna clean me up
And make me somebody that I'm not and
I'd rather burn it all to the ground
And be a legend left forgotten!
I don't want anything to change about you
I just want you to see
That I really wanna help you
Get on your feet just like back when you helped me!
All I know is my past
Do people really wanna hear all about it?
Feel like an old guy lecturin'
But what even am I without it?
You can bring new eyes to your classics
While you make new hits just like I do!
Be the same Pico that made me
Want to build my skills to be just like you!
[Verse 4: PICO, THE BOYFRIEND]
Guess I oughta move forward with the times...
Mix some old-school beats with a couple new-school rhymes!
You can bring folks back and keep with the times!Mix some new-school beats with a couple from your prime!
You know, babe, maybe I'll do that, that sounds tight!
Thanks for bringin' me back out into the spotlight!
Pleasure, bud, you'll be great, your future's real bright!
Glad to help you step back out into the spotlight!
[Outro: THE BOYFRIEND, PICO]
So... I won, yeah?
Then... heh... help us get home?
Oh yeah, that
You're gonna wanna turn right
Oh