[Intro: The Noise, Peppino]
Okay-a, da Noise! Where are-a you?
Ah! There's my co-star!
"Co-star"?
Yup! And if you want this key, you'll play your part…
Oh, no...
Ready, everybody? Tune into the party!
[Verse 1: The Noise, Peppino]
Uh-oh, here comes The Noise
Rarin' for a confrontation!
Nothin' hypes up a beatdown
Like worldwide adulation!
It's been a little while
Bet ya can't wait to see
The grand return of The Noise
And the goons he employs on NTV!
Noise, what is this? Don't you want-a to fight?
In time, Italian man! We gotta set this up right!
Been months, years, decades
Since the last time I sent
This pasty pasta punk Pеppino
Through a noodle incident!
"That was dangerous, Noisе!"
"That poor man could've died!"
Dumb producers pulled the plug out
Silenced me, cast me aside!
Settled down
In a quiet town
For a little while
Got a wife
Peaceful married life
I had been beguiled!
My glory days of pranks n' praise were left on mute
'Til a mysterious benefactor offered me a reboot!
You're middle-aged like me, The Noise!
Give up and go home!
Are you chicken, Mort? Come at me!
Noise is callin', pick up phone!
[Chorus: Noise, Goons]
Everybody, everybody, raise your voice!
Got a simple choice if you want some schadenfreude!
Turn your CRT to NTV and keep it there!
You're gonna love it, I swear!
You won't ever be annoyed a bit, enjoy!
And make some noise!
Make some noise… (Make some noise!)
Make some noise… (Make some noise!)
Make some noise… (Make some noise!)
Wanna see Peppino pummeled? Make some noise!
[Verse 2: The Noise, Peppino]
Uh-oh, there goes The Noise!
Now I'm on the attack!
Doin' sick tricks into kick flips
Into kickin' you in the back!
All the skater boys
Told me, "See you later, Noise!"
I weaponized my crashes
Now I'm a gladiator Noise!
All this jumpin' and dodging's really bad for my stress…
Relax, you're gonna lose in thirty seconds or less!
We're blowin' up, look at these ratings!
I still got that Noise charm!
And speakin' o' blowin up
Have some bombs to blow up your arms!
Ain't my goofy weapons worth a chuckle or two?
They were everyone's obsession up until I met you
I had everything, man!
A prime-time slot, a million fans!
But you couldn't take a joke
And my whole operation canned!
Y'know, this Pizza Crusher crushes more than pizzas 'round here!
So how 'bout I crush your spine
Like you crushed my career?
Gotcha! I won't break you like those loan sharks you've bilked!
Don't be wary, have some dairy!
*gulp!* THIS ISN'T MILK!!!
[Chorus: Noise, Goons]
Everybody, everybody, raise your voice!
Got a simple choice if you want some schadenfreude!
Turn your CRT to NTV and keep it there!
You're gonna love it, I swear!
You won't ever be annoyed a bit, enjoy!
And make some noise!
Make some noise… (Make some noise!)
Make some noise… (Make some noise!)
Make some noise… (Make some noise!)
Ya wanna see the fun part? Make some noise!
[Interlude: Noise, Peppino]
Ugh… I don't-a feel so good… what was that?
Just a little blend of everything my wife cooked last night. Woag woag woag…
Why would you blend that!?
For the dance, of course!
You want me to dance?
Nope!
[Chorus: Noise, Goons, Peppino]
Everybody, everybody, listen well!
Got a trend to sell if you want some sweet revengin'!
Come and gather round to kick Peppino while he's down!
You're gonna love the sounds!
Keep on kickin' like an engine, guys, enjoy!
Make him make some noise!
Make some noise… *THWACK!* (AUUGH!)
Make some noise… *THWACK!* (What the hell, Noise!?)
Make some noise… *THWACK!* (This isn't a dance!)
Ya wanna see me end this? Make some noise!
[Bridge: Noise]
It's been fun, Italian man!
You've been awful good sportly!
But all things have an end
Yours is coming very shortly
I dug up my old minigun--
*COCK!* Remember this?
I pranked you good last time I used it
This time, I won't miss
[Outro: Noisette, Noise, Peppino]
Noise, it's time for our dinner date!
We planned it months ago, and I just can't wait!
Crap, that was tonight?
Don't worry, babe, it's okay!
I saw you blendin' our dinner
So I blended yours today!
Make sure he drinks it all
He's got to recharge his voice!
He might've just lost our battle
But he made a lot of noise!