Announcer (Spoken):

Welcome, Dreamland sports fans! It's the moment you've all been waiting for; the final round of the GOURMET RACE! On the left, our twelve-time champion, his royal highness, KING DEDEDE!

King Dedede:

Heah heh heh! Bring in the applause! I SAID BRING IN THE APPLAUSE

Announcer:

On the Right... some pink kid that fell out of the sky yesterday

Kirby:

Puyo!

King Dedede:

HE's the other finalist? Hah! This'll be my easiest win yet!

Announcer:

Alright, racers! Take your places! Gentlemen, on your marks... get set, ready, GO!

King Dedede (Sung):

C'mon! Give up, punk!

I'm the best at eatin' junk!

Sure, kid, you've got spunk

But ya just can't beat this penguin hunk!

My gut's world renowned

Only a king can win this crown!

I'm a pro at chowin' down

Go on, get outta town!

Minions:

20 thousand

Forty thousand

Eighty thousand calories!

King Dedede:

This is barely even half a snack

You can't even eat THIS much, so kid, turn back!

Minions:

Cakes and Cookies

French Fries, Meats, Cheese

Soda, Melons, Sugar Peas!

King Dedede:

You don't deserve all these delicacies!

I'll just eat em all now, if ya please!

Announcer (spoken):

This is amazing, folks! Our king is neck-and-neck with the pink kid!

King Dedede:

HUH?! You're still goin'?!

Kirby:

Puyo!

King Dedede:

How's somethin' dat tiny eatin' so much? Argh... c'mon, gut... just a little more..

Kirby:

Puyo?

King Dedede:

I don't... want your pity! I can't lose! This race... is MIIIINE!

King Dedede (Singing again, but slowly):

I'm... Fine... At my best!

This last lap's the easiest!

One... more... melon left

Then I can take a rest...

Announcer (Spoken):

And the winner is... THE PINK KIIIID! What's your name, son?

Kirby:

Kirby!

King Dedede:

Ughh... I'm gonna get you... Kirby...